The Darndest Things...

[Father Anderson]

A cool wind blew, as Matt briskly strolled through the crummy part of the City. He was headed towards a building, coated with 'bright red' paint. The truth was that the building was so old, that it didn't look red at all, more like a very faded pink. Matt glanced about the parking lot, noticing a small amount of cars, too few, he thought. As he made his way closer to the run down establishment, he saw a flickering neon Sign, with a creepy bear head next to it. The flickering made it look as if the head was twitching, which made Matt feel uneasy. Beside the abomination of a Mascot logo, it read "Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria", a name he had heard many times before. He happened to be heading there for a job interview, one he was slowly beginning to regret. He glanced down at his watch, the Longer hand pointing at 6 and the short hand pointed at 8. He was half an hour early. Why he was having an interview this late at night was beyond him, and still seemed suspicious. He was starting to think he should turn back, but his pride and ego wouldn't let him. He couldn't just say he was going to apply for a job, but then duck out because of a creepy vibe.
He finally mustered up the courage to walk through the old, yellowing glass doors.
Matt was greeted by the divine scent of pepperoni, and mozzarella. 2 smells he simply adored. He surveyed the area a bit more, before he would search for his interviewer. He suddenly stopped looking, when his eyes met 3 incredibly odd looking animatronics, A bear, a chicken-duck-whatever-kind-of-bird, and a horrible representation of a bunny rabbit. He took a few steps back, dumbfounded by them. He could have sworn the bear was staring at him, too. He decided to pass the time by talking to himself, as he often did.
"Well it seems that I am completely and utterly screwed... I have heard the rumors about you guys, and how you might be responsible for the disappearing night guards, and I am the new guy." He spoke, in a medium pitched voice, with the occasional pause.
"I hope you guys know, I am not an enemy, the literal job I am applying for is to protect YOU GUYS." Matt continued. "I am NOT an endoskeleton. I honestly don't know if the rumors are true, but I feel better after saying that for whatever reason." Matt trailed, as it looked like the bear had winked at him.
After a few more minutes of staring, he was met by a man, slightly shorter than he.
"I presume you are Matt?" The man addressed.
"Yes, and you must be the manager, Mr. McGuinness." Matt replied, outstretching a hand, to shake his future boss' hand. He gladly shook his hand back, as he began his Company Policies.
"Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's pizza, a magical place for kids and grownups alike...." The manager continued, but Matt got sidetracked, as the bear seemingly flipped the bird at him, in what he assumed was a joke, but when he blinked, he wasn't doing a thing. 'I'm going crazy...' He thought.
"Freddy's is not responsible for death or dismemberment...." That particular bit caught his ear. He was starting to regret this altogether. He ran his left hand through his short, dark blonde hair, as the Manager continued.
"You are hired, by the way. We don't really need the guards to have much skill, other than being quick, and strong, as well as smart, and you seem to hold those qualities." The manager said.
"The reason I asked you to come here so late was to be able to tour, and start tonight."
Matt knew something was up, when the Manager said that. This was going to be a long night...

[Father Anderson]

Matt didn't pay attention to the tour, he knew every inch of this place, since he came here all the time as a kid. He was more worried about the bear, Freddy, moving his head towards him. The bear actually had the nerve to stalk him, WHILE he was just getting started. The thing is, when he was little, Matt and Freddy were inseparable, best friends even. He knew about the uh... Tendencies these guys now had, as he was contacted soon after, by the 'previous guard'. He wasn't sure how that guy got his number, or if he was indeed the previous guard. Now he was starting to believe what this guy was saying. "These animatronics have minds of their own, man. They aren't normal bots, they want to KILL you." Matt still heard those words resonating in his mind. Before he knew it, they were at the office, his boss instructed him how to use the lights, and shut the doors. He was also informed of the power situation. He wasn't so keen on that little tidbit. He swore he heard footsteps, and he was sure it wasn't his boss, they sounded too heavy.
It was now midnight, and he began checking the cameras. Dining room, all ok. Pirate Cove, no creepyness there. Show stage, there was your usual lack of horrifying bunny rabbit- Wait. Where the hell was the rabbit? Matt checked the cameras, dining room, empty. Supply closet, empty. West hall, empty. Backstage, not so much. What he saw made him despise that rabbit even more. It had taken out the fake eyes, and made it look like they were popping out of his head. He was sure that the damn thing was taunting him. The rabbit was far enough away, and it just turned 1 am. He decided to check the stage. Freddy was gone. That guard lied to him when he said Freddy doesn't leave often. He checked each camera, Bonnie was now in the west hall. Freddy was nowhere to be found. He checked each of his lights, and jumped when he saw the rabbit had plastered his face to the window, wiggling his ears, and chomping his jaws. He naturally SHUT THAT FUCKING DOOR, and began to panic. He couldn't find Freddy, and Bonnie was being a crazy bitch. He checked his other light, and saw nothing. He checked his other door, and saw the satanic rabbit left. It was 3:30. He had 45% power left, and Freddy was still gone. He heard a creepy, deep laugh, or was it a sob? Matt was getting freaked out, as he checked his left door, no douchey rabbit. Right door, you had your usual crying Fazbear, and creepy ass duck staring at you. Wait.... Crying Fazbear? He didn't get as startled by the duck as he did the fact that Freddy was..... Sobbing, and bowing his head down in his doorway. If he shut the door, it would crush Freddy, and the pizzeria would sue the hell out of him. He stood up, and screamed at the duck, making that thing jump back, and making Freddy look up.
"Uh.... I am not sure if you can understand me, Mr. Fazbear, but I do not want what you are selling." Matt hesitantly spoke. The bear looked at him, and remembered something. He held up 1 finger, and sounded like he mumbled 'Wait.', Matt didn't know why he obeyed, but he left that right door open. He was greeted by the rabbit again, who jumped into his face, screaming, reaching for him. He screamed as well, before noticing the rabbit had been laughing. He was cackling, even, but was then hit in the arm by a brown fist.
Matt's heart jumped, as he looked, and saw a frowning Freddy, stare at the rabbit. Damn Matt wasn't sure of what was happening. The rabbit stepped aside, and spoke.
"Sorry, Mister Security Guy. Nobody would ever let me in, and I noticed you left a door open, so I decided to scare you..." The rabbit said, in a stereotypical surfer's voice..... Come to think of it, he knew that voice. SO IT WAS THIS FUCKING RABBIT WHO CALLED HIM. IT WAS A SETUP. He nodded after glaring for a second, and scooted his chair back to the wall. He turned to a now smiling Freddy.
"You thought we were gonna kill you.... Now why would I kill my best friend, whom I haven't seen in 7, no 8 years?" Freddy said, which kind of shocked Matt. He remembered who he was.
"Well, I am shocked you remember me, Freddy." Matt replied, all fear out of his voice, more relief.
Matt was immediately enveloped in a pair of bear arms. He returned the favor, and pat Freddy on the back.
"Well, Matt, I am really glad you took this job. This gives us time to catch up." Remarked a smiling Freddy. One thing concerned Matt, where was Freddy hiding, and where did he go for half an hour?
"How did I not find you on my cams, Freddy? Did you really take ninja lessons or something?" Asked Matt, who remembered Freddy once telling him a story of how he had once trained with a clan of Ninja for a few years.
"That is up to your imagination. Now then, I have a surprise for you. Think of it as a welcome back gift." Freddy finished with a smirk.

[BabySnake256]

What a tenson-filled story. You should write more

[Leprechaun Lukia]

fnaf 2 is out 1 month early!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Father Anderson]

Author's note: HOLY CRAP..... ONE OF MY FAVORITE AUTHORS JUST REVIEWED THIS.... (Stealing the Bear joke btw) This is my first piece of writing that I have published, I once wrote a horrible Naruto thing. Go check out TheOtherGuy's stuff, I really enjoy it. Without further digression, let's get Rollin'!

Chapter 3: The Bear Essentials.

Matt was walking down the East hall with Freddy, still watching for that douche of a Rabbit. After a brisk 3 minute walk in silence, Freddy covered Matt's eyes, and nodded to Bonnie, who had followed them. Bonnie immediately knew what to do, and 'hippity hopped' off, getting out a drawing, and a small Freddy toy, one that looked very old.
"So.... I think I'm gonna get pinkeye if you keep your paws on my eyes any longer...." Matt said, sarcasm apparent.
Bonnie presented Matt with the two items, which made his jaw drop. His old Freddy toy that him and Freddy kind of.... Stole. As well as his drawing. It depicted Matt, and Freddy in army uniforms, fighting off several poorly drawn stick figures. The sheer memories nearly overwhelmed him, as he turned around, and gave a heartfelt hug to Freddy.
"Thank you... This means a lot." Matt spoke tearfully. Freddy gave an effeminate nod, and proceeded to speak.
"Well, all sentiment aside... The darndest things have happened in recent years.... A guy kidnapped several kids... Almost killed them too, but Foxy, being the self proclaimed hero he is..... May have bitten off his face... He got the Cove closed in the process, since nobody noticed the guy taking children to the back..." Freddy began to bow his head.
"The guy hasn't come out of his cove for 9 years.... I feel for him. The guy saved 5 innocent kids, though." Freddy finished. Obvious sorrow in his eyes, he looked at the Cove.
"Well, maybe we can visit him tomorrow, but first, we have a score to settle.... In the game of Mario Kart." Freddy added with a smirk, as Matt had a firey look in his eyes. Suddenly, a pristine, and empty suit, a yellow Freddy, appeared, without warning. It had startled Matt, but Freddy, and Bonnie smiled.
"This is my brother, Frankie Fazbear." Freddy said, gleefully. Frankie grinned, as he stood up, an endoskeleton materializing inside of him. He outstretched a yellow paw to Matt, who hesitated at first, but then took, and shook it.
"Laaaadies and gentlemen, boys and girls!!! Watch in awe, as a rivalry 8 years in the making finally comes to the final battle. Man versus Bear, friend versus friend. The eternal rivalry will finally come to a conclusion after this race." Frankie spoke, in a typical, low, and nasally sports announcer's voice.
Matt and Freddy raced towards the arcade, to the Mario Kart machine.
Matt, by nature chose Bowser, while Freddy took the wild card, Toad.
After about 3 heavily disputed races, Freddy came out on top, only barely, if you asked Matt.
Little did the 4 know, that a certain Fox came out of the cove.