I believe with all my recent success in strategy games (Namely Rebuild, and rebuild 2) We should vote My cat President Garfield as the next official president. (He will also settle for president of fwg.)
I have here a prepared speech on why you should vote for him, please keep all questions until the end. We shall start by covering all major bases in a presidency campaign. These topic will include some highly controversial topics but we shall try to tread carefully.
The first topic is as follows,
Campaign Finance:
President Garfield will finance his campaign fairly, with those who do the work being able to get benefits, and being paid a fair living allowance, it is as follows.
He shall finance one vet visit a year, and one small animal hospital visit.
Everyone shall receive enough catnip to enjoy approx. 4 teaspoons a day, This is generous, but he believes we all should be able to live comfortable. Dental treats shall also be covered to ensure good hygiene. He also will allot one can of wet food a day, and two cups of dry food for each adult, with two cans for children.
Climate change:
Garfield believes everyone should be entitled to carry one travel fan per person for the summer months.
Debt:
President Garfield has exactly $3 in his cat treat fund and owes no one.
Defense:
Garfield can catch a mouse faster than you can say "Eeek! a mouse!" He is also proficient in catching flies, lizards, and spiders.
Education:
Everyone should learn to hunt Mice and President Garfield will ensure everyone gets the opportunity. It isn't just a privilege if he gets his way.
Health Care:
President Garfield believes everyone should be able to get neutered or spayed for a decent price, and all should be able to afford a decent vet if the need should come up. Free rabies vaccines for all!
Income Equality:
President Garfield acknowledges that dogs are the lower class, but he wants to know if that is really what we should be worrying about?
Taxes:
He will charge everyone some money, but not too much.
Thank you for enjoying Garfield's candidate speech, he will now take any questions.
My cat for president
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President Garfield for President!
He has your best interests in mind, and he's a cat!
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Re: My cat for president
#OfCourse #CatsAreBetterThanEverybody
President Garfield for President!
He has your best interests in mind, and he's a cat!
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Mother of crap you put thought into this
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Flobalob wrote:Mother of crap you put thought into this
Hell ya I did! PRESIDENT GARFIELD FOR PRESIDENT
President Garfield for President!
He has your best interests in mind, and he's a cat!
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dEAR_cHILD wrote:Flobalob wrote:Mother of crap you put thought into this
Hell ya I did! PRESIDENT GARFIELD FOR PRESIDENT
So he'd be President President Garfield?
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Flobalob wrote:dEAR_cHILD wrote:Flobalob wrote:Mother of crap you put thought into this
Hell ya I did! PRESIDENT GARFIELD FOR PRESIDENT
So he'd be President President Garfield?
Yes, of course.
President Garfield for President!
He has your best interests in mind, and he's a cat!
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Excalibur wrote:Nope, I want #Ex4Pres to happen.
Are you saying you plan on running against President Garfield, because if you do we shall stay strong and win the votes of our populace!
We will pull out all the stops, I can't wait to see your candidacy speech.
President Garfield for President!
He has your best interests in mind, and he's a cat!
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Everyone who votes for my get gets a free bumper sticker
President Garfield for President!
He has your best interests in mind, and he's a cat!
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