Pun of the day, each day.
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Pun of the day, each day.
Haay pun of the day: I forgot how to throw my boomerang, then it came back to me.
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Re: Pun of the day, each day.
that actually reminds me of something. Today this kid kind of tripped that other kid and made him fall on his head. So after the teachers checked on him, the kid must've been angry, so after calming down he punched the kid in the eye. I guess he should've SEEN that coming
Re: Pun of the day, each day.
I came up with a really unintentional pun today.
We were at this restaurant called "Mocha" and the next table kept making noise. What do I say? Those people are making a MOCHAry of this restaurant...
We were at this restaurant called "Mocha" and the next table kept making noise. What do I say? Those people are making a MOCHAry of this restaurant...
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Re: Pun of the day, each day.
Do i have the post the entire pun session Foop had about bikes.
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Re: Pun of the day, each day.
Pun of the day: My girlfriend was crying because her eye liner and lipstick were fighting. Luckily the Mascera was there to help them makeup
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Re: Pun of the day, each day.
Someone else made these jokes. I post them here. Beep. #SPAM
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny!
Waiter: So laugh, sir.
Me: Did it hurt?
Satan: Did what hurt?
Me: When you fell from heaven.
Satan: F*** OFF!!!
"Asking me if I love you is like asking me what the color of the sky is."
GF: Do you love me?
Me: Blue.
If a plant is sad, do other plants photosympathize with it?
SockMatch.com - Find your sole mate.
Rapunzel is a story about a girl who finds happiness when a guy pulls her hair.
There are two reasons why we don't trust people,
First - We don't know them.
Second - We know them.
Friend: Please?
Friend's Friend: No.
Friend: Pretty Please...
Friend's friend: The physical appearance of the please is not gonna change my decision.
Are security guards at the Samsung stores called Guardians of the Galaxy?
If seeing is believing, how come looks are deceiving?
Don't yell at kids.
Lean in and whisper, it's much scarier.
What kind of train eats too much?
A chew chew train.
A boy is getting ready for prom and he decides to get a tux. When he gets there, he sees it's a huge queue so he joins the tux line and buys his tux. Afterwards, he decides to get his date some chocolate so he goes to the shop to buy some. He notices that there's a huge line so he joins in and then purchases some chocolate. He then goes to the florists to buy some flowers for his date. And again, there's a huge line and he joins the flower line to buy some flowers. Later in the night, he picks up his date and they go out for a meal - he takes her to a buffet. He decides he wants some salad and he sees that there's a huge line for it. He joins the salad line to get some salad, and then he eats it. After the salad, he decided that he wanted to feel like a man and eat some meat. He went for some steak but found a huge line for it. He joins the steak line and gets a steak for him to eat. Now he's feeling thirsty and wants a drink. He went to the place for drinks but found a huge line for it. He joins the drink line and gets a drink for himself.
The boy and his date now go to prom. About an hour in, the girl and the boy have danced so much that the girl was feeling thirsty, she asks the boy to get her some punch. The boy does so. He goes over to the drinks area to get some punch and there's no punch line.
As I looked into her eyes, I felt my knees go weak, and my stomach turned to butterflies.
That's when I realized I drugged the wrong glass.
I don't wash my hands.
My hands wash my hands. I just stand there watching.
I'm a real down to Earth guy.
Cuz you know, gravity.
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly.
I love the smell of Grandmas cooking.
That's why I torched the old people's home.
Where does bad light end up?
In prism.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
The job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in his jeans.
"What are you, twelve?"
Yes, on a scale of one to ten, bish.
You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my ice cream.
My point is, you're worthless.
Here's the end. Yo. YoLO.
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny!
Waiter: So laugh, sir.
Me: Did it hurt?
Satan: Did what hurt?
Me: When you fell from heaven.
Satan: F*** OFF!!!
"Asking me if I love you is like asking me what the color of the sky is."
GF: Do you love me?
Me: Blue.
If a plant is sad, do other plants photosympathize with it?
SockMatch.com - Find your sole mate.
Rapunzel is a story about a girl who finds happiness when a guy pulls her hair.
There are two reasons why we don't trust people,
First - We don't know them.
Second - We know them.
Friend: Please?
Friend's Friend: No.
Friend: Pretty Please...
Friend's friend: The physical appearance of the please is not gonna change my decision.
Are security guards at the Samsung stores called Guardians of the Galaxy?
If seeing is believing, how come looks are deceiving?
Don't yell at kids.
Lean in and whisper, it's much scarier.
What kind of train eats too much?
A chew chew train.
A boy is getting ready for prom and he decides to get a tux. When he gets there, he sees it's a huge queue so he joins the tux line and buys his tux. Afterwards, he decides to get his date some chocolate so he goes to the shop to buy some. He notices that there's a huge line so he joins in and then purchases some chocolate. He then goes to the florists to buy some flowers for his date. And again, there's a huge line and he joins the flower line to buy some flowers. Later in the night, he picks up his date and they go out for a meal - he takes her to a buffet. He decides he wants some salad and he sees that there's a huge line for it. He joins the salad line to get some salad, and then he eats it. After the salad, he decided that he wanted to feel like a man and eat some meat. He went for some steak but found a huge line for it. He joins the steak line and gets a steak for him to eat. Now he's feeling thirsty and wants a drink. He went to the place for drinks but found a huge line for it. He joins the drink line and gets a drink for himself.
The boy and his date now go to prom. About an hour in, the girl and the boy have danced so much that the girl was feeling thirsty, she asks the boy to get her some punch. The boy does so. He goes over to the drinks area to get some punch and there's no punch line.
As I looked into her eyes, I felt my knees go weak, and my stomach turned to butterflies.
That's when I realized I drugged the wrong glass.
I don't wash my hands.
My hands wash my hands. I just stand there watching.
I'm a real down to Earth guy.
Cuz you know, gravity.
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly.
I love the smell of Grandmas cooking.
That's why I torched the old people's home.
Where does bad light end up?
In prism.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
The job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in his jeans.
"What are you, twelve?"
Yes, on a scale of one to ten, bish.
You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my ice cream.
My point is, you're worthless.
Here's the end. Yo. YoLO.
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Dangle Frook over lava by a toe
Make a poem about this
and make Zia hiss
(Eeeeep.)
Meeeeeeeeeeep.
Dangle Frook over lava by a toe
Make a poem about this
and make Zia hiss
(Eeeeep.)
Meeeeeeeeeeep.
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Re: Pun of the day, each day.
Pun of the day: I messed up guys. I'm Divine but i got no grapes.
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Re: Pun of the day, each day.
I apologize that this is not a pun...I just want to say...
Thank you. For this thread. It brings joy to my life. It is punny.
Thank you. For this thread. It brings joy to my life. It is punny.
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Re: Pun of the day, each day.
The Random Savior wrote:I apologize that this is not a pun...I just want to say...
Thank you. For this thread. It brings joy to my life. It is punny.
It's quite punny indeed, and with this thread i shall sew you a wonderful time.
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