Hating on stuff

[DriveThru Whale]

I got bored/tired/hungry last night, so I decided to start a topic about being a hater. What you do here is give me some topics to hate on, and I quote your suggestion and do my best to make it sound like the worst thing in the world. Post some topics to get started!

[Tycoon]

unicorns

[Rainshard]

unicorns

People who don't like unicorns.

[Foopzheart]

unicorns

People who don't like unicorns.

People who don't like people who don't like unicorns.

[DriveThru Whale]

unicorns

Unicorns. The worst invention since canned hamburgers. First of all, you can't take them on a flight, since their horns are more than 3 in. long, which classifies them as weapons. second, its a bad idea to use their horns for kabobs, because the moment you bite down, they rear up and impale your face, much like the driver in a car crash getting speared by the steering rack. Nobody wants to drive using the inside of their face. Next, unicorn meat tastes horrible. The "magic" they claim you're tasting is slang for a roulette of food-borne illnesses. Quite frankly, I'd rather be seen with narwhals, the only animal with a horn that really matters anymore. Unicorns.

[Archangel]

dogs

[Boxorino]

hot spicy meat balls

[Mewtwo Power]

School

[Excalibur]

Me, I need some haters.

[DriveThru Whale]

dogs

Dogs. I have no problem with the big ones, but I want to hate on the small dogs here. Small dogs are... they just hate anybody who isn't their owner, peeing on your shoes, tracking mud into your house, and barking at the farthest squirrel. How can a single dog who weighs about as much as a baby make so much more noise? I would sooner have that squirrel as my pet than a small dog breed.