summer comedy competition [winners announced!!]

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summer comedy competition [winners announced!!]

Postby Tycoon » 01 Jul 2016, 13:34

summer comedy competition

do you think you’re funny? are you good at repeating jokes other people have told you?
above all, could you make us laugh?

the first of july is international joke day. time to tell us* your best jokes, you comedians.

*me, lukia, mid, [judge] (if you want to be a judge, please tell me in a post below or pm me!)

the deadline is the end of july fifteenth
the judges will announce their decisions sometime after this date

first place wins 100f$ 200 f$
second place wins 50 f$ 100 f$
third place wins 25f$ 50 f$
ex told me to double the prizes!! yay!!


rules
~you can enter as many times as you want
~judges can't enter the competition
~no discriminating jokes or overly lewd ones
~~basically follow forum rules or i'll incinerate you
~only written jokes or original material will be accepted (no stealing comics!!)
~to enter, post your submission in this topic
~if you don’t make us laugh you get a permaban

any questions, feel free to shoot me a pm or ask below!
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Re: summer comedy competition

Postby Wasabi » 02 Jul 2016, 00:23

You want to see a joke done pretty badly?
well just look in the mirror.
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+My paint skills are a joke
Decisions decisions decisions.
They're hard to make
And so is making a good signature.

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Re: summer comedy competition

Postby Icamenal » 02 Jul 2016, 00:25

me
me. I'm the joke.

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Re: summer comedy competition

Postby Wasabi » 02 Jul 2016, 02:53

Knock knock

Who's there?
Europe

Europe who?

No, ur a poo hahaha
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Re: summer comedy competition

Postby Wasabi » 02 Jul 2016, 03:00

two young children had a conversation,
when suddenly one says(in their first language): I don't know.
the other one responds with: What does that mean?
the first one then said: I don't know.
the second one then angrily says: You shouldn't say things if you don't know what it means.
Decisions decisions decisions.
They're hard to make
And so is making a good signature.

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Re: summer comedy competition

Postby Icamenal » 02 Jul 2016, 03:28

WEIRD LATIN JOKE:
What do you call a fat road that wants people to urinate with it?
Latus Via (Let us wee)
yeah this joke stinks more than all those people urinating

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Re: summer comedy competition

Postby Wasabi » 05 Jul 2016, 20:14

A grandson runs up to his grandfather and asks him if he can talk like a frog.
"Of course not," says the grandfather.
A few minutes later, his granddaughter asks him the same question.
"No, of course not. Why are you both asking me this?"
The granddaughter replies, "Dad said that when you croak, we can go to Disneyland."
Decisions decisions decisions.
They're hard to make
And so is making a good signature.

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Re: summer comedy competition

Postby Minana » 06 Jul 2016, 02:49

Knock knock

Who's there?
Little old lady

Little old lady who?

Wow i didn't know you could yodel
*Loud screeching in the distance*

#1 in the Summer Comedy Competition

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Re: summer comedy competition

Postby Wasabi » 06 Jul 2016, 03:47

Knock knock

Who's there?
Daisy

Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin' they hatin'
Decisions decisions decisions.
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And so is making a good signature.

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Re: summer comedy competition

Postby Leprechaun Lukia » 06 Jul 2016, 08:54

Yknow whats funny?


Tyc not adding me as a judge
"Everyone else gave up on you... but I saw what you could be!"


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