this is my 7777th post. that's a lucky number. i can never post again. just one last request before i stop coming here because i won't post anymore:
roast me
The Roastee Replies
9/5/2016
Dr Frook wrote:I hate u... come back
Dr Frook wrote:I'm going to delete one of your posts so ur post count drops again
fine w/ this... love u
Avereeni wrote:id roast you but i would exceed the word limit.
type it out on pastebin and send me a link???? lol wyd
Excalibur wrote:you're my fav
take this seriously
Lamb wrote:Honestly, Same.
99.9% Best content poster ever.
Best thing to ever happen to FWG.
#NextDramaAlertNationHost
thanks but i remember uncomfortable things about u so no thanks
Leprechaun Lukia wrote:Avereeni wrote:id roast you but i would exceed the word limit.
DAMN SAVAGE
but same
type it in pastebin and post???
y'all call this a roast??? furious.
9/10/2016:
Dr Frook wrote:*places boxy over fire pit and starts cooking*
yum yum yum
the most literal take on roasting me yet.
Father Anderson wrote:Man Boxy you look like the michelin man visited the brothel and had a one night mistake.
You smell like you got ninja turtles living in your mouth
THAT FIRST ONE MADE ME LOSE MY MIND and honestly i have the worst hygiene ever so ur honestly not wrong?? b ye
BluesDotEXE wrote:
"The Foxy Boxy"? You brought shame to the word "foxy".
i thought the chicken was bad bc u were calling me a chicken but now i see what u put in fine print and its even worse
The Divine Potato wrote:A'ight, let's give this a try.
Normally I wouldn't say people were camp, but you're a row of tents camp, so camp that Fwg was declassified as a website to a campsite, I've seen Tyler Oakley and I think I found his sensei at being obnoxiously camp.
And the singing, whoo-ee the singing, the mic you used for all your requests gave more feedback than Pottermore gives to JK Rowling, and uh, I didn't catch that, was that 'We are the Crystal Gems?' Because all I heard was neigh neigh nigh.
I remember back when you rped on the site, oh wait, the last time you rped, this was everyone!I cannot remember a good rp with you because if I took the amount of time between then and now and then waited that amount of time for you to rp again, I'd be dead by then.
And the drama, oh the drama, even more than 'Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore art thou romeo', or perhaps a certain someone on Youtube...
i can't believe paul just handed my ass to me,,, i thought u were the nice one
9/16/2016
Avereeni wrote:wtf you have 7778 posts. get out
hey frook! be a dear and delete my other replies to this topic please. thanks.
Tycoon wrote:Avereeni wrote:wtf you have 7778 posts. get out
awkward
sure? idk what u mean by this lmao. also hi tyc!! i missed u. how are u???
Leprechaun Lukia wrote:ur a rather ornery individual who seems to be unpleasant in my point of view. Furthermore, I do not consider you worthy of my friendship and I'd prefer it if you remove yourself from this area forever. Thank you and good day madam. I do not expect to hear from you in the post anytime soon.
*drops mic*
lmao i never asked to be ur friend again. and this sounds way too intelligent for you to have said it. :/ sorry not sorry
Rainshard wrote:In a lot of your selfies, you look like you smell of cat pee.
im in tears who is giving away all my secrets???
Leprechaun Lukia wrote:original post was more graphic. though, this post does the job too.
whoever this is i swear to god im going to stab you with an ice cream cone.
LMAO i knew it. also what a sad choice of weapon.
10/9/2016
Dr Frook wrote:Boxorino wrote:anyway i've been posting replies in the first post on here so check back on this post every 5 days or something to see what i said if ur interested. also i'm back to 7777 posts again u losers.
heyyyyy
heyy <3
Zoe Nightshade wrote:Wipe your mouth. There's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
o thanks dude *wipes mouth*
Leprechaun Lukia wrote:"Give me attention: the thread"
piss off
Tycoon wrote:Leprechaun Lukia wrote:"Give me attention: the thread"
piss off
a)
"Give me attention: the post in a several day old topic in which i already participated in"
piss off
b) ur the one giving the attention this burn doesnt work
*the same meme as above, but flipped horizontally*
Leprechaun Lukia wrote:Tycoon wrote:Leprechaun Lukia wrote:"Give me attention: the thread"
piss off
a)
"Give me attention: the post in a several day old topic in which i already participated in"
piss off
b) ur the one giving the attention this burn doesnt work
a) thread called "roast me". im not just gonna post in it once and be done with it? the whole point of a roast is to keep coming with harsh insults.
b) how else would i express my extreme dislike for her, and tell her to go away? my first post was edited for being graphic, lol
also, are you seriously defending someone on a roast thread? do you know what a roast is? because jesus christ it takes serious stupidity to do what you just did.
IF U WERE GOOD AT THIS U WOULD'VE INSULTED ME ENOUGH THE FIRST TIME TO MAKE ME LEAVE.
Foopzheart wrote:"Hey, guys, this is my last post here!"
[a week later]
"Just kidding!"
How expectedly and pathetically mundane of you. A run of the mill thread. The whole saying you're gone and coming back before your absence stands to leave any real effect on the community shtick is tired. Come up with something new.
P.S. You're a favorite user of mine, it's a bummer that you're not going to post here anymore.
this is so accurate fUC
P.S. i'm love you
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Rainshard wrote:> Is lighthearted thread
> Rolls around in angst
right?
Awesome Creep wrote:You remind me of the little kids I see at Walmart that scream at their parents when they're told to behave. That, or the kids that bawl their eyes out for five hours when they stub their toe. Or maybe one of those kids that knocks everything off a shelf, and then acts like they did nothing wrong. The point is, you remind me of a little kid.
honestly??? this is so accurate??? i've never felt so attacked
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