roast me (7777 posts)

[Tycoon]

"Give me attention: the thread"


piss off

a)

"Give me attention: the post in a several day old topic in which i already participated in"

piss off


b) ur the one giving the attention this burn doesnt work

[Foopzheart]

"Hey, guys, this is my last post here!"
[a week later]
"Just kidding!"

How expectedly and pathetically mundane of you. A run of the mill thread. The whole saying you're gone and coming back before your absence stands to leave any real effect on the community shtick is tired. Come up with something new.

P.S. You're a favorite user of mine, it's a bummer that you're not going to post here anymore.

[Leprechaun Lukia]

"Give me attention: the thread"


piss off

a)

"Give me attention: the post in a several day old topic in which i already participated in"

piss off


b) ur the one giving the attention this burn doesnt work

a) thread called "roast me". im not just gonna post in it once and be done with it? the whole point of a roast is to keep coming with harsh insults.

b) how else would i express my extreme dislike for her, and tell her to go away? my first post was edited for being graphic, lol


also, are you seriously defending someone on a roast thread? do you know what a roast is? because jesus christ it takes serious stupidity to do what you just did.

[Tycoon]

"Give me attention: the thread"


piss off

a)

"Give me attention: the post in a several day old topic in which i already participated in"

piss off


b) ur the one giving the attention this burn doesnt work

a) thread called "roast me". im not just gonna post in it once and be done with it? the whole point of a roast is to keep coming with harsh insults.

b) how else would i express my extreme dislike for her, and tell her to go away? my first post was edited for being graphic, lol


also, are you seriously defending someone on a roast thread? do you know what a roast is? because jesus christ it takes serious stupidity to do what you just did.

(:

[Rainshard]

> Is lighthearted thread
> Rolls around in angst

[Awesome Creep]

You remind me of the little kids I see at Walmart that scream at their parents when they're told to behave. That, or the kids that bawl their eyes out for five hours when they stub their toe. Or maybe one of those kids that knocks everything off a shelf, and then acts like they did nothing wrong. The point is, you remind me of a little kid.

[Archangel]

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

[DriveThru Whale]

Here is your roast, now what

[Boxorino]

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

GFGHFHG NICE

Here is your roast, now what

tonight we dine.

[DriveThru Whale]

Here is your roast, now what

tonight we dine.

I'm sorry, I just want to be friends