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I have a joke

Posted: 06 Jan 2017, 00:55
by GarthVader449
I have a joke that noone appreciated, so I thought someone would here at least - maybe.

What separates Ireland from Iceland?



'C' Get it? A C/sea?
Sigh... I thought it was good.

Re: I have a joke

Posted: 06 Jan 2017, 01:28
by Lamb
But that's not a joke.
It's a pun.

Re: I have a joke

Posted: 06 Jan 2017, 20:34
by Rainshard
So do I.

The bourgeoisie.

Re: I have a joke

Posted: 06 Jan 2017, 23:03
by GarthVader449
A pun is a joke.
By definition a pun is a play on words for humours effect.
A joke is something that is told for laughter or amusement.
Thus by definition a pun must be a joke. It's like all thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs.

Re: I have a joke

Posted: 07 Jan 2017, 00:13
by Lamb
GarthVader449 wrote:A pun is a joke.
By definition a pun is a play on words for humours effect.
A joke is something that is told for laughter or amusement.
Thus by definition a pun must be a joke. It's like all thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs.

A joke is supposed to funny.
This isn't funny.
hehe xd

Re: I have a joke

Posted: 07 Jan 2017, 00:53
by GarthVader449
Sigh...
:(

Re: I have a joke

Posted: 08 Jan 2017, 19:26
by Dr Frook
o oh

Re: I have a joke

Posted: 27 Jan 2017, 07:13
by DriveThru Whale
That's not a joke
This is a joke

Why do farts stink?

So that deaf people can enjoy them too.

Re: I have a joke

Posted: 29 Jan 2017, 03:41
by Boxorino
DriveThru Whale wrote:That's not a joke
This is a joke

Why do farts stink?

So that deaf people can enjoy them too.


i laughed at this and my mom would probably laugh at this too.