22 Everyday Items That Want You To Know Exactly How They Feel

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22 Everyday Items That Want You To Know Exactly How They Feel

Postby Dr Frook » 27 Feb 2017, 20:14

1. This bag cannot believe what you're going to accessorize it with.

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Re: 22 Everyday Items That Want You To Know Exactly How They Feel

Postby Dr Frook » 27 Feb 2017, 20:14

2. The mop knows you didn't scrub out your mop bucket. It knows.

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Re: 22 Everyday Items That Want You To Know Exactly How They Feel

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3. But this bolt just loves his job.

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Re: 22 Everyday Items That Want You To Know Exactly How They Feel

Postby Dr Frook » 27 Feb 2017, 20:15

4. Your chair is ready to listen to your problems with an air of detached professionalism.

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Re: 22 Everyday Items That Want You To Know Exactly How They Feel

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5. This ice is the bat 'berg.

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Re: 22 Everyday Items That Want You To Know Exactly How They Feel

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6. More fun than a barrel of flower monkeys.

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Re: 22 Everyday Items That Want You To Know Exactly How They Feel

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Re: 22 Everyday Items That Want You To Know Exactly How They Feel

Postby Dr Frook » 27 Feb 2017, 20:16

8. This chair is giving you a warning.

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Re: 22 Everyday Items That Want You To Know Exactly How They Feel

Postby Dr Frook » 27 Feb 2017, 20:16

9. A few grumpy apples won't spoil the bunch.

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Re: 22 Everyday Items That Want You To Know Exactly How They Feel

Postby Dr Frook » 27 Feb 2017, 20:16

10. This parking lot arm loves his job.

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