Postby Shadow00 » 14 Jun 2011, 18:29
I called the police and told them that I had made a double backflip. Then I asked if they had any steaks there. Then I hung up. Later, I called my father on his cellphone and started talking German to him. Later, at midnight I took a baseball bat, stood above my sleeping brother and I woke him up (having my face covered ofcourse).
Finally, the last day of summer vacations, I woke my brother up at 3:00 am (having drawn the curtains so he couldn't understand it was night, wearing clothes and had my schoolbag on my arm) and told him we would be late for school and he better wake up dad.
Sure enough he did, and I covered my tracks. These are the best.