Funny Church Moments

[mmm]

Recently in Alabama, an-ex music director became upset with the preacher over the amount of his final paycheck. So, before anyone could sing "A-tazing Grace," the disgruntled employee began tazing the Reverend. Luckily, an elder was on hand to intervene. He did so by stabbing the music director's elderly mother with his knife.
This tragic incident reminds us to always ask ourselves, "WWJT?" Who Would Jesus Taze?

Got any more funny or odd church experiences?

[Lightning Orb]

ok well this one time I went to church with my cousin to see my friend Jordan, & we had to be quiet before sacrament, (akward silence) then all of a sudden some kid screams "What's Senial?!?!?!" & this other girl goes "Santa Clause!" So This Blonde hair kid, he was probobally only like 4, was walking all around the church screaming "Senial Santa! Senial Santa!" & when they passed around the water, my cousin was laughing so hard she dropped it all over me & her, & we ended up on the floor almost crying from laughing, & when we sat up, we whacked our heads off the pews, So we just ran outside & sat in the car until it was over. xD

[mustache]

Heh, once in church my cousin was sitting next to me, she was taking medicine that makes her "Loopy" and she feel off the chair next to me, and, she pulled my down, I laughed so hard the whole church looked at me and my cousin, my mom gave me the "death stare" and got up and pulled me by the ear to her pew, grounded

[123]

so where i go to church you have to kneel before you sit down and the teacher[there is also a school] asked this kid to kneel and the kid doesnt say anything[hes standing btw] and he falls face first on the ground and lays there for like ten minutes[i would know i was right behind him]