paladin wrote:I say sam wins
Clock gets replaced
Previous one gets smashed.
Smash new one, and don't get a new one
no, then the parents replace it AGAIN. Sam gets mad, she yells at her parents. Parents ignore her, and go off to the Clock store. Sam stalks them. The moment they buy the clock, Sam RUNS IN WITH A BASEALL BAT AND DESTROYS THE CLOCK. Before her parents could do anything, Sam hits THEM with the baseball bat, and takes all their money so they can't buy another alarm clock...
...3 Years later. the Anti-Alarm Clock Movement has destroid all alarm clocks, in the US, Canada, Mexico, Central America, the carribean, South America, and North and West Africa. Preporations lead to destroying the alarm clocks in Western Euorpe and Southern Asia.
lol, yes, i am that crazy.