Webster, Daniel (1782-1852) "I still live."
Thomas, Dylan (1914-1953) "I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record."
Roosevelt, Franklin Delano (1882-1945) "I have a terrific headache."
Picasso, Pablo (1881-1973) "Drink to me."
Philby, St John ( -1960) "God, I'm bored."
Costello, Lou (1906-1959) "That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted."
And ofcourse,there's always the funny side of things

Unknown "What bus?"
Unknown "What cliiiiiiiiiiiii*crack*"
Unknown "The aliens are our friends!*zap zap*"
Unknown "Let's go surfing dude!"
Interesting Fact:Nobody knows Einstein's last words,as the nurse next to him at the time he was dying didn't speak German...