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Arrow to the knee jokes…

Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 04:36
by Opheliac
I know you guys have them…

Re: Arrow to the knee jokes…

Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 05:20
by Dr Frook
I had to look this up and was enlightened:

It originates from the video game The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim.

Just like any other video game, city guards tend to have a select few lines that they say if you interact with them. It just so happens that "I used to be an adventurer like you...then I took an arrow to the knee" line was super obvious.

The typical "formula" for the line is to compare yourself to someone else (usually a good accomplishment or achievement) and then saying that you stopped due to your knee injury, even if its irrelevant (since its a meme). In a way, its a different version of "cool story, bro"

e.g.

Friend: I got an A on my physics final!
You: I used to be good at physics...then I took an arrow to the knee.


I expect to see many jokes below this post *echo echo echo*

Re: Arrow to the knee jokes…

Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 09:47
by danny
i used to be enlightened.... then i took an arrow to the knee

Re: Arrow to the knee jokes…

Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 22:08
by Lamb
I used hit girls with soccer balls to the face....then i took an arrow to the knee.

Re: Arrow to the knee jokes…

Posted: 28 Mar 2012, 11:32
by Shadowstar1922
I don't even understand how this is even funny... :|

Re: Arrow to the knee jokes…

Posted: 28 Mar 2012, 20:45
by Opheliac
Shadowstar1922 wrote:I don't even understand how this is even funny... :|




It isn't funny- its hilarious

Re: Arrow to the knee jokes…

Posted: 29 Mar 2012, 19:18
by Foopzheart
i used to make arrow to the knee jokes...then I took an originality to the brain.

Re: Arrow to the knee jokes…

Posted: 30 Mar 2012, 03:27
by Opheliac
Well you sure told me

Re: Arrow to the knee jokes…

Posted: 30 Mar 2012, 03:28
by Dr Frook


***warning, bad language and violence used in video***

Re: Arrow to the knee jokes…

Posted: 30 Mar 2012, 04:06
by Dr Frook