Shadowstar1922 wrote:Flobalob wrote:FWG Leader wrote:if war comes, I'm sending flob to defend me.
And what makes you think I'd do that for free?
Because he's from Australia, and Julia Gillard will flip you off and rant on you till you do.

Gah. I'm a student dammit. I NEED CASH.
In fact, I'll stress that point by telling you a story;
I have a roommate from Newcastle, so he naturally loves Pork Pies. All he had to last him through lunch and dinner was one measly pork pie. He ate half for lunch, and was about to eat the other half for dinner, when he slipped and dropped it in a bin. He immediately stood up, looked in the bin, picked up his soiled pork pie, dropped to the floor and oh so nearly cried.
What's worse is that combined, the rest of us didn't have enough money to buy him one.