Tycoon Witch wrote:Annakall2013 wrote:Wtf its still going on? Cant they just throw a tea party or somthing and forget about it????
amen to that
Think of it like this.
The world is a High School.
The three top bitches, are the US, China, and Russia. They have their cliques. China is that girl who really just doesn't want to be there when it comes to the political world and just wants to help her African buddies and make sure no major shit happens in Asia. Russia is that weird yet intimidating girl that no one really likes and America is just that over-arrogant nosy girl who some people like only because she gives you cool stuff and political privledge.
Then there are the sub-cliques, like the African Union, Arabic Union, NATO, the European Union, etc.
The thing with Ukraine, is that ol little potential rich flavored girl is now torn between whether they should join America's clique, or more specifically the European Union. Russia still wants Ukraine in her clique though it wasn't official who Ukraine was with.
now, the European Union promised Ukraine some nice seats at lunch, good study tips and money to go out shopping. BUT! Ukraine has to meet some requirements. She needs straight B's and needs to make sure her life is stable. Russia was like woAH YOU ASSHOLES UKRAINE IS MINE I NEED HER (because russia has oh so few friends left and Kazahkstan is looking to be by herself for a bit)
Now, Ukraine's stability and economic stability is relied on Russia, buuut, if Ukraine joins the EU, Ukraine can grow tremendously and expand and become an important player in the world. The people would like to join the European Union because RUSSIA IS A MAJOR BITCH i mean because they wanna try new things. The Government, on the other hand, would like to stay with Russia because they wish to keep the Ukrainian government, economy, military, and community in check and stable. Then the people got veery pissy, especially when the EU wouldn't even help Ukraine reach her goals(which is a very bad move) The EU pretty much tempted her.
So then the United States comes in, being all nosy in such, starts pouring funds into the Neo Nazi Political Party and promised them media immunity and that American news media would never mention them even being nazis in the first place; just freedom fighters. So after giving them weapons and power, BOOM REVOLUTION THEY SIEZE THE GOVERNMENT THE TOP 5 WEALTHIEST UKRAINIANS IN GOVENRMENT BECAUSE FASCISM AND NOW JEWISH TEMPLES ARE BEING BURNED DOWN AND SOCIALISTS, LIBERALS, AND RUSSIANS ARE BEING KILLED ASDFGHJIKJHGFD AND RUSSIA WAS LIKE FUCK NO AND SENT IN THEIR SOLDIERS STOLE CRIMEA AND STUFF AND NOW AMERICA IS LIKE WOW OK AND THE EU IS LIKE OH HEEEOO NO AND NOW UKRAINE IS LIKE WE JUST WANTED TO BE WITH THE EU
so yeah