How to pronounce America

[Dr Frook]

I suggest a new way to pronounce America, as they like to mispronounce the names of everyone else in the universe.

A - merry - car

just like saying, that is a very merry car. The letter A is pronounced like the letter, not the sound.

God only knows why the car is merry. Maybe an A Merry Can has not crashed it yet?

and if u live in A Merry Car, you are called

A - merry - can

Once again, it is just like saying a can is very merry. Yes, I know what you're saying. "Why is the can so merry" - I answer, the can is merry because he is not open and no one has eaten the contents.

I hope this fixes the pronunciation issue. A Merry Cans need to learn how to say things proper.

[Dr Frook]

now that we know how to say A MERRY CAR, watch this:

[bob-jr]

now that we know how to say A MERRY CAR, watch this:

Well that was certainly educational, I wonder what the A Merry Can's thought.

[Angel]

uh-mare-I (short I sound)-cuh

[Dr Frook]

uh-mare-I (short I sound)-cuh

SILENCE, YOU FOOLISH A-MERRY-CAN

[Angel]

. . .
Al-u (oo)-mi-num

[Dr Frook]

. . .
Al-u (oo)-mi-num

death awaits u

[Angel]

. . .
Me thinks I should not have returned
-runs away. . . well. . . hobble/limps away-