Ebola, we're all doomed

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Re: Ebola, we're all doomed

Postby Shadowstar1922 » 16 Oct 2014, 21:49

Shadow00 wrote:
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EDUCATE YOSELVES

In other words, to avoid being infected:

Don't eat dead bodies infected with Ebola. Can easily be avoided if you check their blood first.
Don't eat or put in your eyes ears or other pores (ahem) infected stool or urine.
Don't eat fruit that have been bitten or chewed by infected animals. Like, if you see a half eaten apple and say "I should totally eat the rest of that", don't.
Have unprotected sex with infected people. Not even if she's on a safe day should you have unprotected sex, dude.
You better not pet that slowly dying eyes bursting with red color animal too.
Don't drink or have a dose of infected blood.
Transfusions get checked, don't worry.

Lastly, if you're a drug (heroin)addict, you'll die loooong before Ebola even starts to concern you


if your comment is satire, i love it.
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Re: Ebola, we're all doomed

Postby Shadow00 » 18 Oct 2014, 01:48

Shadowstar1922 wrote:
Shadow00 wrote:
IlikeAwesomeSauce wrote:Image
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EDUCATE YOSELVES

In other words, to avoid being infected:

Don't eat dead bodies infected with Ebola. Can easily be avoided if you check their blood first.
Don't eat or put in your eyes ears or other pores (ahem) infected stool or urine.
Don't eat fruit that have been bitten or chewed by infected animals. Like, if you see a half eaten apple and say "I should totally eat the rest of that", don't.
Have unprotected sex with infected people. Not even if she's on a safe day should you have unprotected sex, dude.
You better not pet that slowly dying eyes bursting with red color animal too.
Don't drink or have a dose of infected blood.
Transfusions get checked, don't worry.

Lastly, if you're a drug (heroin)addict, you'll die loooong before Ebola even starts to concern you


if your comment is satire, i love it.

It honestly cant be many other things.
I love being satirical though, so yesh.

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Re: Ebola, we're all doomed

Postby Boxorino » 01 Nov 2014, 15:32

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that was dramatic. still ready 2 die tho!

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Re: Ebola, we're all doomed

Postby Flobalob » 01 Nov 2014, 17:07

I'm starting to love living on an island.
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Re: Ebola, we're all doomed

Postby The Divine Potato » 01 Nov 2014, 18:15

Flobalob wrote:I'm starting to love living on an island.


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Re: Ebola, we're all doomed

Postby Rainshard » 13 May 2020, 22:23

Bruh
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Re: Ebola, we're all doomed

Postby Leprechaun Lukia » 22 May 2020, 21:29

Rainshard wrote:Bruh

yeah this couldn’t be more topical
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