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Re: Ebola, we're all doomed
Posted: 16 Oct 2014, 21:49
by Shadowstar1922
Shadow00 wrote:In other words, to avoid being infected:
Don't eat dead bodies infected with Ebola. Can easily be avoided if you check their blood first.
Don't eat or put in your eyes ears or other pores (ahem) infected stool or urine.
Don't eat fruit that have been bitten or chewed by infected animals. Like, if you see a half eaten apple and say "I should totally eat the rest of that", don't.
Have unprotected sex with infected people. Not even if she's on a safe day should you have unprotected sex, dude.
You better not pet that slowly dying eyes bursting with red color animal too.
Don't drink or have a dose of infected blood.
Transfusions get checked, don't worry.
Lastly, if you're a drug (heroin)addict, you'll die loooong before Ebola even starts to concern you
if your comment is satire, i love it.
Re: Ebola, we're all doomed
Posted: 18 Oct 2014, 01:48
by Shadow00
Shadowstar1922 wrote:Shadow00 wrote:In other words, to avoid being infected:
Don't eat dead bodies infected with Ebola. Can easily be avoided if you check their blood first.
Don't eat or put in your eyes ears or other pores (ahem) infected stool or urine.
Don't eat fruit that have been bitten or chewed by infected animals. Like, if you see a half eaten apple and say "I should totally eat the rest of that", don't.
Have unprotected sex with infected people. Not even if she's on a safe day should you have unprotected sex, dude.
You better not pet that slowly dying eyes bursting with red color animal too.
Don't drink or have a dose of infected blood.
Transfusions get checked, don't worry.
Lastly, if you're a drug (heroin)addict, you'll die loooong before Ebola even starts to concern you
if your comment is satire, i love it.
It honestly cant be many other things.
I love being satirical though, so yesh.
Re: Ebola, we're all doomed
Posted: 01 Nov 2014, 15:32
by Boxorino
Re: Ebola, we're all doomed
Posted: 01 Nov 2014, 17:07
by Flobalob
I'm starting to love living on an island.
Re: Ebola, we're all doomed
Posted: 01 Nov 2014, 18:15
by The Divine Potato
Flobalob wrote:I'm starting to love living on an island.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAz-F1QnyCk All I need to say
Re: Ebola, we're all doomed
Posted: 13 May 2020, 22:23
by Rainshard
Bruh
Re: Ebola, we're all doomed
Posted: 22 May 2020, 21:29
by Leprechaun Lukia
Rainshard wrote:Bruh
yeah this couldn’t be more topical