Satanism, the least violent religion

[Dr Frook]

OK, this has been on my mind for a while, and I can be quite quite wrong, and I am simply make an observation.

Now if you think about it, there have been religious wars going on for basically all eternity, well since humans decided there is another power(s) that oversee our existence. Think carefully which religions have been behind these wars, all in the name of their beliefs...

Christianity - maybe not in name as much nowadays, though in Africa it certainly is happening where Christians go out of their way to revenge kill Muslims, and people can argue the Christian west likes bombing Muslim countries all the time.

Islam - wars in the name of Islam (whether mainstream moderate Muslims support it or not is irrelevant) have never stopped, and are clearly going on without a break and recently with some pretty horror filled happenings.

Buddhism - may sound like a peaceful religion, but in certain places on the world, e.g. Burma, Buddhists are going out of their way to victimize Muslim minorities.

now to the Satanists, considered a cult, evil, the most terrible of people. How many wars have they waged? *hears crickets* OK, how many millions of people have they slaughtered all in the name of their beliefs? *crickets go to sleep*

Exactly. If you want a peaceful religion, then the answer is become a Satanist. All they do is sacrifice chickens and the like... and if you are not a vegetarian, then it shouldn't be a problem.

I rest my case.

[Foopzheart]

Satanism actually has a good moral code. That ritual stuff is more the occult than Satanism.

Am a Christian, by the way. Not personally a Satanist, but I don't see them or the occult in a negative light--I actually quite appreciate them.

[Excalibur]

or just be an atheist?


.... btw im catholic.

[Tycoon]

This is the eleven satanic rules of the earth...

1.Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

if i had to pick a religion it would be this one

[Dr Frook]

or just be an atheist?


.... btw im catholic.

catholic too... but Satan looks like such a sweety?

[Foopzheart]

or just be an atheist?


.... btw im catholic.

A lot of people don't like being grouped in as an atheist because they're seen as either "neckbeard fedora hue" or "WANT TO KNOW A FICTIONAL CHARACTER? JESUS!!!! XDDDDD"

I understand that, to be honest.

[The Divine Potato]

This is the eleven satanic rules of the earth...

1.Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

if i had to pick a religion it would be this one

Love these rules, especially the wording.

In all seriousness satanism sounds great, coming from a catholic myself.

[Flobalob]

Satanism, the least violent religion

Mr Natas disagrees m32.

[Shadow00]

Since we came to my domain: the main sin for satanists is Stupidity, followed by other great rules etc.
It truly is an awesome religion to follow, plus you get to destroy something somewhere along the way <3

[dankness75]

Satanism is least violent? psshh... what rubbish is this?

One thing that bothers me is that you said

Islam - wars in the name of Islam (whether mainstream moderate Muslims support it or not is irrelevant) have never stopped, and are clearly going on without a break and recently with some pretty horror filled happenings

How? Do you know that it is NOT Islam? Islam means peace yet people don't believe that and find excuses to pick on it. Satanist on the other hand has those rules and yet people tend to have no problem about it. Why? This is most shocking..... Unless you guys are being sarcastic. If you guys think satanism is the best then there is no reason to believe that the others are just as good. I personally think satanists or Freemasons are treacherous. (I was saying in general, this was said to make people understand)