Uncle Pro's Story Time

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Uncle Pro's Story Time

Postby prophet » 23 Nov 2013, 02:46

so there i was right? and i was swinging and those little strings you use to fasten your hood was loose. it tied against the side of the swing and jumped out really high but got slung backwards and hit the ground pretty hard. some people laughed at me in the distance.

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Re: Uncle Pro's Story Time

Postby Boxorino » 23 Nov 2013, 03:50

what a sad story.
that was dramatic. still ready 2 die tho!

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Re: Uncle Pro's Story Time

Postby Excalibur » 23 Nov 2013, 20:41

rt if u cri evrytiem
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Re: Uncle Pro's Story Time

Postby prophet » 26 Nov 2013, 23:42

ok so i was sitting on the bus and i had my hand out on the other side of it the seat facing up. this girl comes on and sits down in my seat and therefore sits on my hand. she gives me death glare and i'm all like.
"o"

and then she's all like "why are u touching my butt"

and i'm like "because you sat on it"

and then she goes all :oops: and just lets my hand be there.

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Re: Uncle Pro's Story Time

Postby Lamb » 26 Nov 2013, 23:46

prophet wrote:ok so i was sitting on the bus and i had my hand out on the other side of it the seat facing up. this girl comes on and sits down in my seat and therefore sits on my hand. she gives me death glare and i'm all like.
"o"

and then she's all like "why are u touching my butt"

and i'm like "because you sat on it"

and then she goes all :oops: and just lets my hand be there.

Wouldn't have done it better myself..
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Re: Uncle Pro's Story Time

Postby Boxorino » 26 Nov 2013, 23:48

prophet wrote:ok so i was sitting on the bus and i had my hand out on the other side of it the seat facing up. this girl comes on and sits down in my seat and therefore sits on my hand. she gives me death glare and i'm all like.
"o"

and then she's all like "why are u touching my butt"

and i'm like "because you sat on it"

and then she goes all :oops: and just lets my hand be there.


and that's how you get the ladies.
that was dramatic. still ready 2 die tho!

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Re: Uncle Pro's Story Time

Postby Shadowstar1922 » 01 Dec 2013, 00:45

IlikeAwesomeSauce wrote:
prophet wrote:ok so i was sitting on the bus and i had my hand out on the other side of it the seat facing up. this girl comes on and sits down in my seat and therefore sits on my hand. she gives me death glare and i'm all like.
"o"

and then she's all like "why are u touching my butt"

and i'm like "because you sat on it"

and then she goes all :oops: and just lets my hand be there.


and that's how you get the ladies.

Wat r u talkin about

I would paint the seat with her blood if she didnt get off my frooking hand.
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Re: Uncle Pro's Story Time

Postby danny » 05 Dec 2013, 12:26

Shadowstar1922 wrote:
IlikeAwesomeSauce wrote:
prophet wrote:ok so i was sitting on the bus and i had my hand out on the other side of it the seat facing up. this girl comes on and sits down in my seat and therefore sits on my hand. she gives me death glare and i'm all like.
"o"

and then she's all like "why are u touching my butt"

and i'm like "because you sat on it"

and then she goes all :oops: and just lets my hand be there.


and that's how you get the ladies.

Wat r u talkin about

I would paint the seat with her blood if she didnt get off my frooking hand.




i dont even know what to say about this.... xD
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Re: Uncle Pro's Story Time

Postby Demitri » 05 Dec 2013, 20:48

Guys.. i have a story aswell.. it might make you cry.. might anger you..... or might even scare you.... here is it...... once upon a time.. i got hungry... i went to the kitchen... and made a sammich.......the end.
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Re: Uncle Pro's Story Time

Postby prophet » 05 Dec 2013, 20:49

no this is my story time riku.


ANYWAY THIS ONE TIME,
me and my friends were playing with our skateboards and we rolled them down this huge hill on our stomachs and i challenged it by using a pogostick to get down it and i ended up doing a front flip and hitting the ground on my back. they kicked me. and laughed. it hurt.

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