Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

[Percyception]

You can use them, just remember the warning.

[Mewtwo Power]

You can use them, just remember the warning.

Lol........ I'll stick to "For Crying Out Loud" xD

[Percyception]

Bout time I posted more random sentences!
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Why, why why, will you not eat your ping-pong ball-flavored toothpaste?
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Alright, I admit. That purple Q is freaking sexy.
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If I had a pet sandwhich, would his type of cheese change reflecting his mood?
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Girl, that fried blanket looks good with gravy.
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Cheese.
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Consider using a gold shovel to claim your land from the hungry llamas.
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That's all for now. -tap dances as The End appears on the screen-

[Percyception]

Bro #1: Hey, I got a birthday card from my grandma!

Bro #2: What does is say?

Bro #1: Here, I'll read it. 'Who's strong? Who's smart? Who's awesome?'
-looks inside the card-
'Sorry, not you.'

The End!

[Percyception]

;deleted because Percy felt it wasn't awesome enough to be on the Guide;

[Percyception]

Would you guys stop letting this die?
I mean,
Seriously.

maybe YOU should have posted more content. js man.

[Boxorino]

Would you guys stop letting this die?
I mean,
Seriously.

I'M SORRY.
THIS TOPIC IS JUST... SO SUICIDAL.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAVE IT. D:

[Mewtwo Power]

Yes, you should blame Boxah for this...

[Boxorino]

Yes, you should blame Boxah for this...

no, blame powah. >:c

[Mewtwo Power]

Yes, you should blame Boxah for this...

no, blame powah. >:c

Alright, I'm to blame D: