The Allstate Game

Postby **Mewtwo Power** » 19 Mar 2014, 22:24

When you feel like a super model, you forget the past.

Shadowstar1922 · Postby **Shadowstar1922** » 19 Mar 2014, 22:36

When you forget the past, you feel like a new person.

Postby **Mewtwo Power** » 19 Mar 2014, 22:43

When you feel like a new person, you go and celebrate.

Angel · Postby **Angel** » 20 Mar 2014, 00:10

When you go and celebrate you somehow find yourself in a strip bar...

Postby **Lamb** » 20 Mar 2014, 00:12

When you find yourself in a strip bar, you walk out intoxicated.

Shadowstar1922 · Postby **Shadowstar1922** » 20 Mar 2014, 09:06

When you walk out intoxicated, a cab driver offers a free drive to your house.

Father Anderson · Postby **Father Anderson** » 20 Mar 2014, 18:30

When a cab driver offers you a free drive home, you've taken questionable drugs.

Postby **Mewtwo Power** » 20 Mar 2014, 21:07

When you've taken questionable drugs, things start to look bad.

Angel · Postby **Angel** » 21 Mar 2014, 03:59

When things start to look bad, your makeup smudges.

Shadowstar1922 · Postby **Shadowstar1922** » 21 Mar 2014, 21:12

when your makeup smudges, people begin to ask if you're alright.