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Re: Rad Advice Stuff

Postby Master of Pie » 25 Mar 2014, 00:44

Dear Dr. Foopz,
The peasants are often amusing, but I am growing tired of their antics. All of those screaming mobs with pitchforks and torches got tiresome. How might I properly dispose of the general populace?
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Re: Rad Advice Stuff

Postby Foopzheart » 25 Mar 2014, 01:26

Master of Pie wrote:Dear Dr. Foopz,
The peasants are often amusing, but I am growing tired of their antics. All of those screaming mobs with pitchforks and torches got tiresome. How might I properly dispose of the general populace?


Genocide. Mass genocide.

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Re: Rad Advice Stuff

Postby Father Anderson » 25 Mar 2014, 01:34

what do I do when I get stuck on a misson in oblivion.
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Re: Rad Advice Stuff

Postby Foopzheart » 25 Mar 2014, 03:24

The Baconator wrote:what do I do when I get stuck on a misson in oblivion.


Try, try again! But if you're lazy or something, there's probably plenty of walkthroughs online.

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Re: Rad Advice Stuff

Postby Master of Pie » 25 Mar 2014, 22:01

Fuipui wrote:
Master of Pie wrote:Dear Dr. Foopz,
The peasants are often amusing, but I am growing tired of their antics. All of those screaming mobs with pitchforks and torches got tiresome. How might I properly dispose of the general populace?


Genocide. Mass genocide.

-Dr Foop


Yeah, but how should I commit the genocide in the most amusing way possible? Should I create a storm of flaming meteors, or give out free exploding puppies, or what?
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Re: Rad Advice Stuff

Postby Foopzheart » 25 Mar 2014, 22:20

Master of Pie wrote:
Fuipui wrote:
Master of Pie wrote:Dear Dr. Foopz,
The peasants are often amusing, but I am growing tired of their antics. All of those screaming mobs with pitchforks and torches got tiresome. How might I properly dispose of the general populace?


Genocide. Mass genocide.

-Dr Foop


Yeah, but how should I commit the genocide in the most amusing way possible? Should I create a storm of flaming meteors, or give out free exploding puppies, or what?


I suggest a systematic sorting system where people are sorted by gender, then race, then skin color, then hair color, eye color, disability or not, get really specific and call it "The Last Census". Then, make a public announcement that you are against segregation, put your entire country into one place, then press the big red button.
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Re: Rad Advice Stuff

Postby The Divine Potato » 25 Mar 2014, 22:23

What do I do if people do not recognise or remember me? Fwg and real life.
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Re: Rad Advice Stuff

Postby Foopzheart » 26 Mar 2014, 00:05

The Divine Potato wrote:What do I do if people do not recognise or remember me? Fwg and real life.


I'm sorry. I don't recognize you. Do you have an appointment, are you even a patient?

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Re: Rad Advice Stuff

Postby Awesome Creep » 26 Mar 2014, 00:18

How do I stop excessive anger, violence, and gas?
All my friends are heathens, take it slow...

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Re: Rad Advice Stuff

Postby Foopzheart » 26 Mar 2014, 00:28

Awesome Creep wrote:How do I stop excessive anger, violence, and gas?


Therapy, getting rid of any weapons, and less dairy and beans in your diet.
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