Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

[Boxorino]

(Sorry if I posted any images from your topic, Fishy, I just found these on Google Images.)

no no you didn't.
hahahaha, lion doge...

[Shadowstar1922]

So... depressing.

i fixed your link.
might only like the song because he's shirtless.

When I read the mention of a shirtless guy, I got curious and excited, so I clicked on the link. I was disappointed to see it was Tobuscus. Why do you do this to me.

[Percyception]

So... depressing.

i fixed your link.
might only like the song because he's shirtless.

When I read the mention of a shirtless guy, I got curious and excited, so I clicked on the link. I was disappointed to see it was Tobuscus. Why do you do this to me.

What's wrong with Tobuscus? :c

[Shadowstar1922]

So... depressing.

i fixed your link.
might only like the song because he's shirtless.

When I read the mention of a shirtless guy, I got curious and excited, so I clicked on the link. I was disappointed to see it was Tobuscus. Why do you do this to me.

What's wrong with Tobuscus? :c

He's not a cute guy thats why. He's funny and all, don't get me wrong.

[Percyception]

So... depressing.

i fixed your link.
might only like the song because he's shirtless.

When I read the mention of a shirtless guy, I got curious and excited, so I clicked on the link. I was disappointed to see it was Tobuscus. Why do you do this to me.

What's wrong with Tobuscus? :c

He's not a cute guy thats why. He's funny and all, don't get me wrong.

I respect you and your opinion.
He's mine anyway. ;hiss;

[Percyception]

RANDOM FLIPPING SENTENCE PIANIST TIME.

The walnut keeps following me!
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And this is why the golf club doesn't like you, you worry about the Taco too much.
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HE ATE MY FACEBOOK-ING YOGURT, MAN.
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Tell your coach my cat is not an apartment building.
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I'M SORRY MAN, BUT YOUR COUCH LOVES MY MONEY.
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Yeah, bro, the skateboard flew into the clouds, then it rained barbeque sauce! This means no school tomorrow!
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You sound like that man from the bus-stop.
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The clown likes human thumbs. Time to sacrifice David!

That's all for now, yo!
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[Percyception]

So I search The word "awesome" in the Urban Dictionary, and here's what I got:

[Awesome: Something Americans use to describe everything.]

I laughed for three minutes.

[Angel]

So I search The word "awesome" in the Urban Dictionary, and here's what I got:

[Awesome: Something Americans use to describe everything.]

I laughed for three minutes.

This, this made me smile.

[Percyception]

Time for a sad-ish poem.


Life is just a lie.~~

By Percy Ception.


The past is an illusion,
The future isn't there.
Here I sit,
Starting to cry.
I want to be there,
Stroking your hair...
But here I must stay,
To the end of my days...
I want to be with you,
I wish you would want me, too.
But you don't seem to care,
This is why life is unfair...
Just look at me for once, please!
Just thinking of you makes me weak in the knees...
I want you with me,
It would fill me with glee.
But why must you hate me...
Just be mine, and I'll be free!
But you want me dead..
What goes on in your head...?
You want me killed,
If I was dead, you would be thrilled.
I JUST WANT TO BE FREE!
DON'T YELL AT ME!
I just wish to be alone now...
Maybe I should just... die...
And this is why... life is just a lie.
Life is just a lie...
Life is but a lie...
The past is an illusion!
The future isn't there.
This is why...
Life..
Is but a...
Lie....

[Percyception]

*AGGRESSIVELY REVIVES*