I Win!

[The Divine Potato]

I win because I've committed all seven deadly sins at one point maybe not vanity actually but I still win.

pfft.. I've easily committed all 7 seven times.
So therefore I win

I am near ready to commit wrath, the bass who kicked a football at my face and caused my nose to bleed along with issuing several profanities and insults and insulting profanities will be tourtured, slowly. That means, I win

[Lamb]

I will win because of my talent for things o-o as I am good at torturing.

[The Divine Potato]

No one really knows who the best torturer is on FWG because full details of the more extreme ones would most certainly go out of the rules boundaries. I figured that out and it is now patented logic so I win.

[Lamb]

I win because I let it go, let it go, and get it out, get it out, GET THIS SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!

[Boxorino]

i win because i'm adorable and no one can tell me differently <3

fyi, if you do tell me differently, i will punch you mercilessly

[Lamb]

I win because the definition of adorable varies from person to person.

[Tycoon]

i win because
hang on, have you met me
why do i even need to give a reason

[Angel]

I win because I've finally stopped caring about things enough to be able to be happy with my life and with myself.

[Mewtwo Power]

Zia wins because I have no homework.

[Zia-]

i win because Mewtwo said so ^^