Everything Wrong About Thor Being Female

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Everything Wrong About Thor Being Female

Postby Angel » 22 Jan 2015, 03:13

Marvel comics is making a really stupid mistake turning Thor into a woman. Why? You ask? Let's think about this for a moment shall we...?
First of all, if Thor is a woman than she won't inherit the throne, Loki will which means there will be no reason for Loki to try to take over earth because he will have what he wanted all along, to be king. This alone ruins the ENTIRE story plot of Thor!
Secondly, Thor is hot, why fix something that isn't broken? We already have a Wonder Woman, a Black Widow and a Cat Woman, you don't see anyone turning them into men now do you.
And last but not least, just try to come up with a reason why She-Thor is a good idea WITHOUT bringing feminism into the discussion or boobs, because we all know that heroines' outfits are fit to make them look sexually appealing.

What Marvel comics should have done, was introduce a 10th realm which Thor and Loki didn't know about, a realm where their long lost sister exists. This long lost sister would have the ability to wield Mjolnir, but she wouldn't OWN Mjolnir.
There is nothing wrong with a woman being able to wield Mjolnir, but it's completely idiotic to change Thor into a woman.

Let's go over the points again shall we...
1. She-Thor=Loki becomes heir to the throne.
2. Loki becomes king=He never tries to concur Earth.
3. Loki never tries to concur Earth=No story line to Thor.
4. Create a 10th realm and a sister for Thor and Loki=Problem solved!
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Re: Everything Wrong About Thor Being Female

Postby The Random Savior » 22 Jan 2015, 04:03

Thor is male according to Norse Mythology.
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Re: Everything Wrong About Thor Being Female

Postby Angel » 22 Jan 2015, 04:11

The Random Savior wrote:Thor is male according to Norse Mythology.

Yet Marvel comics seems to think they have the right to change his gender.
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Re: Everything Wrong About Thor Being Female

Postby The Random Savior » 22 Jan 2015, 04:11

Angel wrote:
The Random Savior wrote:Thor is male according to Norse Mythology.

Yet Marvel comics seems to think they have the right to change his gender.



Isn't Marvel owned by Disney..?
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Re: Everything Wrong About Thor Being Female

Postby Angel » 22 Jan 2015, 04:14

The Random Savior wrote:
Angel wrote:
The Random Savior wrote:Thor is male according to Norse Mythology.

Yet Marvel comics seems to think they have the right to change his gender.



Isn't Marvel owned by Disney..?

I believe so. . . CURSE YOU DISNEY!!!
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Re: Everything Wrong About Thor Being Female

Postby The Random Savior » 22 Jan 2015, 04:31

Angel wrote:
The Random Savior wrote:
Angel wrote:
The Random Savior wrote:Thor is male according to Norse Mythology.

Yet Marvel comics seems to think they have the right to change his gender.



Isn't Marvel owned by Disney..?

I believe so. . . CURSE YOU DISNEY!!!



Next thing you know it, Thor Frozen.

Just imagine a female Thor singing that cursed song...
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Re: Everything Wrong About Thor Being Female

Postby Angel » 22 Jan 2015, 04:59

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Why internet? Just... why...?!
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Re: Everything Wrong About Thor Being Female

Postby Boxorino » 22 Jan 2015, 14:58

omg... shut up... let disney do what they want... complaining is going to do nothing...
that was dramatic. still ready 2 die tho!

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Re: Everything Wrong About Thor Being Female

Postby Tycoon » 22 Jan 2015, 18:53

however a female thor will attract a new audience, whether because of her costume or because she's a girl
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Re: Everything Wrong About Thor Being Female

Postby Neon Virus » 22 Jan 2015, 18:57

Thor is suposed to be a figure of respect, not another man attracter.....


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