I Win!

[Angel]

I win because I finally know the exact day my Missionary is coming home!

[Dr Frook]

I win because I rule the earth, the solar system, the galaxy, the cosmos, the multiverse, the multimultiverse and the the giant being in which the multimultiverse resides in.

[Icamenal]

I win because I never win anything and it's not that I deserve to win because I don't, I just win.

[Foxeh 10]

I win, and its hard to explain xD
I simply win

[Dr Frook]

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[Foopzheart]

I win because I'm a house, and the house always wins.

[Dr Frook]

I win because *jiggles*

[J the J]

I win because I'm J

[Excalibur]

J is not fun, being Ex is way cooler. I win.

[J the J]

*kills ex* There, I am the winner.