Lays Do Us a Flavor Contest joke entries

[DriveThru Whale]

It's that time of year where Lays holds its Do Us A Flavor contest, where they release a select run on different flavored potato chips to the public, and ask them to vote which one wins and stays in production. I for one, enjoy a good joke, so I want you to suggest joke flavors to put on this forum. Just say the funniest food related thing you can think of, and put it on here. And just so you're not tempted, I'm suggesting Doritos flavor, so you can't do it yourselves. Ok, have fun!

[Icamenal]

Blond hair.
Bitter.
Unsavory.
Wookie monster.
Toe jam.
Newly-pooped in bathroom.
Nicholas Cage and Ben Stiller.
Air (basically regular bags of Lays)

[Boxorino]

gun.

[woofwoof]

The fiery flames of Mordor

[DriveThru Whale]

Blond hair.
Bitter.
Unsavory.
Wookie monster.
Toe jam.
Newly-pooped in bathroom.
Nicholas Cage and Ben Stiller.
Air (basically regular bags of Lays)

No
No
No
No
**** no
No
No
GENIUS

[Walking Zombee]

BLOOD
Saliva
Sweat
Dirt
Metal
wood