Church of Satan vs Church of Cthulhu

[Shadow00]

Say youd want to join in on one for the glorious blood sacrifices etc

Which would y'all pick?

I'm really split, both sound like solid options, and they both have nice prospects, I think cthulhu wins in the long run though. I mean why rule *just* earth?

[Dr Frook]

good grief...

[Icamenal]

Judging from the lack of votes for Satan, I think that Zia hasn't voted yet.

[Shadow00]

Judging from the lack of votes for Satan, I think that Zia hasn't voted yet.

It's mostly what I said, who wants an Earth overlord over a Universe overlord?

[Zia-]

Judging from the lack of votes for Satan, I think that Zia hasn't voted yet.

ok, this is like asking me if i love pokemon or anime more, this is just not going to be a straight forward answer. like i effing love both concepts of Satan and Cthulhu, like the Cthulhu mythos is one of if not the best cumulative stories/lores in the world, and Satan is just such a swell guy, i love the ideology of him. it really comes down to which i would get a tattoo of, which i would go Cthulhu over Satan.

in the long run however, i have to go with the True church of the Xenomorph, because why be overlord of Hell/The Underworld or Earth when you can be part of the most awesomest alien species in the universe