Sora wrote:how about a joke from a girl.
Why do men like smart, sexy women?
they think Opposites attract.
we try to find girls like that but they r either smart or sexy never both
Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though
Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though
we try to find girls like that but they r either smart or sexy never both
"The costs of action are far less than the costs of inaction."
"If you don't want to be forgotten as soon as you're dead, write something worth reading, or do something worth writing"
"If you don't want to be forgotten as soon as you're dead, write something worth reading, or do something worth writing"
Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though
ghost 9 wrote:Sora wrote:how about a joke from a girl.
Why do men like smart, sexy women?
they think Opposites attract.
we try to find girls like that but they r either smart or sexy never both
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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though
Sora wrote:there is also this one:
Why are most jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
we like to keep it short so u can understand them
"The costs of action are far less than the costs of inaction."
"If you don't want to be forgotten as soon as you're dead, write something worth reading, or do something worth writing"
"If you don't want to be forgotten as soon as you're dead, write something worth reading, or do something worth writing"
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I got nothin' Go ahead girls, make fun of my stupidity.
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the one word i would say is -no commnet-
This guy is the embodiment of cringe.
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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though
This joke is rated T for teen because of Sexual Referance.
So this guy had his gf over, and the guy and his bro share a room. They have a bunk bed.
So the guy and his gf were, well u know, and the guy said "say lettuce for harder and tomatoe for softer" so his gf said "lettuce, tomatoe, lettuce, tomatoe" a bunch of times and the guys bro said "can you two stop making sandwiches? Your getting mayo all over my face"
So this guy had his gf over, and the guy and his bro share a room. They have a bunk bed.
So the guy and his gf were, well u know, and the guy said "say lettuce for harder and tomatoe for softer" so his gf said "lettuce, tomatoe, lettuce, tomatoe" a bunch of times and the guys bro said "can you two stop making sandwiches? Your getting mayo all over my face"
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paladin wrote:This joke is rated T for teen because of Sexual Referance.
So this guy had his gf over, and the guy and his bro share a room. They have a bunk bed.
So the guy and his gf were, well u know, and the guy said "say lettuce for harder and tomatoe for softer" so his gf said "lettuce, tomatoe, lettuce, tomatoe" a bunch of times and the guys bro said "can you two stop making sandwiches? Your getting mayo all over my face"
hahahah!! Dude, haha I was reading this in computer class and nearly fell of the chair laughing. Haha
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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though
paladin wrote:This joke is rated T for teen because of Sexual Referance.
So this guy had his gf over, and the guy and his bro share a room. They have a bunk bed.
So the guy and his gf were, well u know, and the guy said "say lettuce for harder and tomatoe for softer" so his gf said "lettuce, tomatoe, lettuce, tomatoe" a bunch of times and the guys bro said "can you two stop making sandwiches? Your getting mayo all over my face"
hey man the 5th grade called, they want thier...5th...grade back...
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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though
paladin wrote:This joke is rated T for teen because of Sexual Referance.
So this guy had his gf over, and the guy and his bro share a room. They have a bunk bed.
So the guy and his gf were, well u know, and the guy said "say lettuce for harder and tomatoe for softer" so his gf said "lettuce, tomatoe, lettuce, tomatoe" a bunch of times and the guys bro said "can you two stop making sandwiches? Your getting mayo all over my face"
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