
Whats the difference between your wife and your dog?
Walking the dog is relaxing.
Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it?
The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
I got a ton of these^_^