Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though

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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though

Postby Shadow00 » 03 Apr 2011, 23:29

Let me help pal a bit^_^
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Whats the difference between your wife and your dog?
Walking the dog is relaxing.

Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it?
The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

I got a ton of these^_^

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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though

Postby woofwoof » 03 Apr 2011, 23:36

Shadow00 wrote:Let me help pal a bit^_^
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Whats the difference between your wife and your dog?
Walking the dog is relaxing.

Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it?
The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

I got a ton of these^_^


Pretty good. I can say that because none of those refer to me xD
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I'm reminded that I should be getting over it.

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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though

Postby Foopzheart » 30 Apr 2011, 12:31

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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though

Postby Shadow00 » 30 Apr 2011, 12:33

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dude,1 more post! you can do IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though

Postby Lightning Orb » 30 Apr 2011, 15:04

That picture of cars...is it symoblizing how retard women are that they have to crash inot each other for a parking space? :P
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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though

Postby Sphinx » 01 May 2011, 06:42

Netskyvirus2010 wrote:
Netskyvirus2010 wrote:hey before we get into something very immature... (munter(birds+donkeys), paladin (mr.mayo?), sombody else (bird+bees?) etc (bunch of racism... towards women/men...)
Here have a laugh ;) We are all human... It is a nature to make mistakes... (guys + girls make mistakes)

Here we come into conflict: Dont point any fingers of whose fault is it... ;)
The problem is If there are No women; How does the guys survive ;) (if your pointing at the viewpoint: Women Make all mistakes xD)
How does the girl/women survive *(if your pointing at the viewpoint: men Make all mistakes xD)

Sure we can point fingers towards men on WW1 and WW2 ;) Hitler (men) etc... (men fight...) women did manufacture men's weapons ;)
But We can also point fingers at (cavemen hunt ;) ) and cavemen support family ;) while women @ past history is to increase the population ;)

So here is a controversial Debate: In your opinion ;) Which gender is better? :P

"No women no cry" by Bob Marley ;) A classical.
lol have happy topics about men/women? Everyone needs to be Neo-socialism ;) Be open Be creative Be respectful


First of all I am a guy. I am an above-average debater @ my school.
I will be takeing up the position "Women at better than guys" (Cause I am mature - Unlike "munter"(birds+donkeys), paladin (mr.mayo?), sombody else (bird+bees?) )


First opening is : Men is all about reproduction Women is about heart. (Art mutral by women artist ;) )
hey peoples looke at our society we have people like Lady gaga, Nellie McClung + the famous Five
They promote that women have right @ the 1800s.
women To take up a position against men's abuse is an example that women are better than Men (mentally)
What is your opinion?


i counted 12 ;) in there...
kind of like the leader in here#3494

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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though

Postby The Fish » 04 May 2011, 17:11

It's a very rare disease, sphinx.

winkingsmileyopatosis.

It's a chronic condition in which the sufferer must post at least 5 smileys in each post, leading to insanity and annoyance of others.

Please donate to the Winkingsmileyopatosis Wishing Foundation, to give chronically ill children with Winkingsmileyopatosis a chance to live their dream.
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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though

Postby azazel_raven_ » 08 May 2011, 13:40

paladin wrote:This joke is rated T for teen because of Sexual Referance.
So this guy had his gf over, and the guy and his bro share a room. They have a bunk bed.
So the guy and his gf were, well u know, and the guy said "say lettuce for harder and tomatoe for softer" so his gf said "lettuce, tomatoe, lettuce, tomatoe" a bunch of times and the guys bro said "can you two stop making sandwiches? Your getting mayo all over my face"

wtf???!!!! what if my sister saw this?
paly very innapropriatte.
*slaps paly*
bad.
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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though

Postby azazel_raven_ » 08 May 2011, 13:40

paladin wrote:This joke is rated T for teen because of Sexual Referance.
So this guy had his gf over, and the guy and his bro share a room. They have a bunk bed.
So the guy and his gf were, well u know, and the guy said "say lettuce for harder and tomatoe for softer" so his gf said "lettuce, tomatoe, lettuce, tomatoe" a bunch of times and the guys bro said "can you two stop making sandwiches? Your getting mayo all over my face"

wtf???!!!! what if my sister saw this?
paly very innapropriatte.
*slaps paly*
bad.
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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though

Postby azazel_raven_ » 08 May 2011, 13:53

Lightning Orb wrote:
Hitokiri wrote:only one thing really...
what have you been smoking netsky?

Hahahaha!
Whatever the heck it was,
I want some of it!!

i am quoting this quote bc i have what he has been smoking and wanted to know whos coming over to help me smoke it.
jk
jk jk
i dont have anything sorry guys,.....
but...
if someone does pm me; )
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