Dublin Pillar Killer

[Foopzheart]

There was once an elf, the age of 23. He stood at 5'6, and had orange hair. He lived in Dublin, Ireland. Anyways, this elf was named Xavier Dublin. He had green eyes, and too much freckles.

One day, Xavier was trudging through a field when he suddenly fell through a hole in the ground.

He screamed, but noticed the hole was only 3 feet deep. So, he climbed out of the hole, and continued walking, watching for holes in the ground carefully.

He eventually came upon what looked like a rock jutting out of the ground.

This would be awfully normal, but the rock was smooth, and stood more like a pillar. He dashed over to it, stupid as he was. He noticed the rock wasn't tall as he first assumed. He climbed onto it, and took out his bag lunch. He began eating, serene, dangling his legs over the edge of the rock. In his calmness, he didn't think about why the rock was there.

He heard a guttural shriek, but didn't have time to react. He was dead, not even having a chance to move.

A week after this incident, a search party sent out for him found a stone rock. It was half-covered with dried blood. They climbed onto the stone rock, and saw what remained of Xavier Dublin. One shrieked, sounding eerily like the one that came from Xavier's killer. Another fainted. The last of the three in the group walked away, stumbling.

"We've got to tell the others," the remaining one awake on the stone rock said.

The man pulled out his phone, staring down at the remains of Xavier--
Half a torso, with what looked like bite marks covering it. A disfigured head, turned a brownish-red by the dried blood. An arm, mangled, barely recognizable as what it was.

He shuddered, holding back another shriek, when the chief of police answered the phone. "Hello?" the chief said. "Did you find him?"

"Yes," the man on the rock said. "But it's not pretty."

Then, the guttural screaming, heard even over the phone.

A shriek from the man on the rock. The phone clicked as it fell to the ground and smashed.
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The two bodies (Or, rather, what remained of them,) were found in another week. No incident happened; it was a big group. The Dublin Pillar Killer had made his debut. Who would be his next victim?

[Dr Frook]

cool, did u write that or copy it?

nice ending

[Foopzheart]

I wrote that off the top of my head at 10:00 P.M. last night on chat.