10 Biggest Annoyances of Human Existance

[16hockjo]

10. Stipulations of Eating
I love a good meal as much as the next guy, and believe me, there are some tasty eats out there. Steak is delicious, frozen yogurt bars are irresistible, the list goes on. But I think it’s ridiculous that I MUST eat. Other diversions in life, some more enjoyable that stuffing my face, often require so much time that I don’t feel like stopping just to chew some crap and sit there, drinking some crap, and so forth. Plus, starvation occurs on this planet, meaning your body suffers consequences for not eating on a regular basis. What is that about? Forced mastication? Eating should be a luxury, something done now and then as one pleases, but not required to survive. Even worse in the current way of things, there are person-by-person dietary biases regarding food and drink, which more often than not, cannot be circumvented. Some people are “hypoglycemic”, even “lactose intolerant”, meaning too much, if not all dairy, causes serious pain. Restrictions in such ways should not exist.

9. Breathing as A Requirement
What is this oxygen nonsense? I rely on some kind of crap I can’t even see to live my life? I can’t go deep sea diving on a whim because my lungs can’t convert the water into oxygen. Stupid. People have also reported suffocating and even drowning in this world, caused by lack of oxygen, which by all accounts of survivors, is a painful and burning ordeal. This life factor has also made going into outer space that much more costly and dangerous, making intergalactic traveling a constant on-edge experience. Finding ways to breath at high altitudes in particular just adds to the frustration of exploration and it sucks. Breathing sucks, and sneezing doesn’t help: an obnoxious and repetitive action out of some desperate form to protect your air passages. Sneezing sucks and at the core of this problem is breathing as a requirement.

8. Bones and Teeth Breaking
So this ultra-tough material that holds up our bodies can still break and, due to being tied to our nervous system, hurts like a son of a bitch when broken? Lame. Plus, it’s a squeamish sight to see and it makes a person vulnerable to all kinds of infection, or just emotional pain. No more bones breaking because that is just a huge defect. Teeth are great for eating (see above), but get this: certain things you eat, that are otherwise fine for you to eat, may discolor and/or erode your teeth. Wow. Great. First eating is a must, then these shoddy “teeth” need regular care and yet still can be chipped, broken, or lost. Plus, once again there’s pain involved, which is ridiculous and should not occur.

[Foopzheart]

Interesting. :3

[wolves rock]

10. Stipulations of Eating
I love a good meal as much as the next guy, and believe me, there are some tasty eats out there. Steak is delicious, frozen yogurt bars are irresistible, the list goes on. But I think it’s ridiculous that I MUST eat. Other diversions in life, some more enjoyable that stuffing my face, often require so much time that I don’t feel like stopping just to chew some crap and sit there, drinking some crap, and so forth. Plus, starvation occurs on this planet, meaning your body suffers consequences for not eating on a regular basis. What is that about? Forced mastication? Eating should be a luxury, something done now and then as one pleases, but not required to survive. Even worse in the current way of things, there are person-by-person dietary biases regarding food and drink, which more often than not, cannot be circumvented. Some people are “hypoglycemic”, even “lactose intolerant”, meaning too much, if not all dairy, causes serious pain. Restrictions in such ways should not exist.

9. Breathing as A Requirement
What is this oxygen nonsense? I rely on some kind of crap I can’t even see to live my life? I can’t go deep sea diving on a whim because my lungs can’t convert the water into oxygen. Stupid. People have also reported suffocating and even drowning in this world, caused by lack of oxygen, which by all accounts of survivors, is a painful and burning ordeal. This life factor has also made going into outer space that much more costly and dangerous, making intergalactic traveling a constant on-edge experience. Finding ways to breath at high altitudes in particular just adds to the frustration of exploration and it sucks. Breathing sucks, and sneezing doesn’t help: an obnoxious and repetitive action out of some desperate form to protect your air passages. Sneezing sucks and at the core of this problem is breathing as a requirement.

8. Bones and Teeth Breaking
So this ultra-tough material that holds up our bodies can still break and, due to being tied to our nervous system, hurts like a son of a bitch when broken? Lame. Plus, it’s a squeamish sight to see and it makes a person vulnerable to all kinds of infection, or just emotional pain. No more bones breaking because that is just a huge defect. Teeth are great for eating (see above), but get this: certain things you eat, that are otherwise fine for you to eat, may discolor and/or erode your teeth. Wow. Great. First eating is a must, then these shoddy “teeth” need regular care and yet still can be chipped, broken, or lost. Plus, once again there’s pain involved, which is ridiculous and should not occur.

for the last thing, did you say pain is ridiculous?

[16hockjo]

Yep

[wolves rock]

yeah so. if we didnt sense pain when we were little, and we started hurting ourselves, we cud seroiusly hurt ourselves without knowing. i read an article recently on a child without the nerves to feel pain and it was really freaky. i dunno if everything was real but pain is good. pain stops us from hurting ourselves

[Tori__135]

yeah so. if we didnt sense pain when we were little, and we started hurting ourselves, we cud seroiusly hurt ourselves without knowing. i read an article recently on a child without the nerves to feel pain and it was really freaky. i dunno if everything was real but pain is good. pain stops us from hurting ourselves

I'm sorry to be douchey but this kinda makes me mad.
A. its called a censory displacement and it isn't weird.
B. Even that child felt pain, every human being feels pain, people with a censory displacement dont feel pain in a lot of places, but even with the censory displacement they have 1 place where they are extra sensitive to pain.

[mmm]

Wolves is right though. Without pain, kids might just stick their hands into stoves, for example. I guess if we were incapable of damage, pain would be unnecessary.

[Tori__135]

Wolves is right though. Without pain, kids might just stick their hands into stoves, for example. I guess if we were incapable of damage, pain would be unnecessary.

Again i must post because i must disagree with you and wolves, no, thats wrong, again censory displacement isnt like kids go sticking there hands in stoves -.-
My little cousin, addison, has a censory displacement so she cant feel pain, doesnt mean she doesnt go getting hurt or something, no, shes not graceful but she knows what hurts people and what doesnt, she doesnt on purpose stick her handin the oven or cut herself or anything harmful, shes strong as hell for it but she doesnt go around hurting herself cuz she cant feel pain.

[Lamb]

Pain is neccesary without it when will you know your dead?

[wolves rock]

Wolves is right though. Without pain, kids might just stick their hands into stoves, for example. I guess if we were incapable of damage, pain would be unnecessary.

Again i must post because i must disagree with you and wolves, no, thats wrong, again censory displacement isnt like kids go sticking there hands in stoves -.-
My little cousin, addison, has a censory displacement so she cant feel pain, doesnt mean she doesnt go getting hurt or something, no, shes not graceful but she knows what hurts people and what doesnt, she doesnt on purpose stick her handin the oven or cut herself or anything harmful, shes strong as hell for it but she doesnt go around hurting herself cuz she cant feel pain.

em i did some more research and its called CIPA (wat im talkin about) i think. it looked kinda serious the story of this girl who had it...