Help me!

[GaryFriggingOak]

I c-can't stop p-puking rainbows!
X{C*pukes rainbow*
H-help me! T-tell me what t-to do!

[Dr Frook]

I recommend drinking pineapple juice mixed in with mustard and a pint of cooking oil.

should do the trick.

[Connor]

Or maybe lay off the drugs...

[Mr_Valentine]

Hello Garry. Compulsive Rainbow Disorder is becoming increasingly common in young people these days, unfortunately. I would advise you stay bedbound and consume as many steeped unicorns as possible. If your sickness increases in severity, you will begin notice symptoms such as elongated rainbow time and small Irish men frolicking with lustrous pots of gold. If this occurs, please pop into my office and we'll take another refractive index sample for you. If double rainbows appear, I strongly suggest you emit yourself into the emergency room promptly.

Thank-you for choosing "Inane Medical".

[Dr Frook]

I believe an intervention is required...