Worst pick-up lines.

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Rainshard » 01 Jun 2012, 15:09

Shadowstar1922 wrote:
Rainshard500 wrote:really common and bad pokemon one

Hey girl can i squirtle on your jigglypuff

Got dat from Smosh. xD


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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Dr Frook » 01 Jun 2012, 22:38

this one is guaranteed.

no need to speak. Simply grab the girl, throw her over your shoulders and then walk out with her.

of course u may need to drug her first, but it does work.
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Father Anderson » 01 Jun 2012, 23:01

FWG Leader wrote:this one is guaranteed.

no need to speak. Simply grab the girl, throw her over your shoulders and then walk out with her.

of course u may need to drug her first, but it does work.

dear god frook ever heard of courting?
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lamb » 05 Jun 2012, 18:42

Hi there...Oh you mean these girls...Dont worry about them...Im not a Player ...I just fall in love too fast.
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lightning Orb » 06 Jun 2012, 19:27

FWG Leader wrote:this one is guaranteed.

no need to speak. Simply grab the girl, throw her over your shoulders and then walk out with her.

of course u may need to drug her first, but it does work.

You must have tried this, yes? Lmao. :lol:
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby kaidman12 » 09 Jun 2012, 06:43

do you have a boyfriend cause you look like you dont

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lightning Orb » 12 Jun 2012, 20:04

Rainshard500 wrote:really common and bad pokemon one

Hey girl can i squirtle on your jigglypuff

I can't believe i'm actually laughing at this. XD
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lamb » 12 Jun 2012, 21:51

Yeah she does...Look at her location >.>...
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby bestbudd » 09 Sep 2012, 13:47

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lamb » 14 Sep 2012, 03:14

It seems i lost my V-Card,Can i have yours?
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