Chores

[Boxorino]

I can't because there are house plants in the bathroom that I'm allergic too.

Go get the groceries from the back of the car.

[Angel]

What car? That crook just carjacked the car because YOU left the key in the ignition.

Go buy me a new Corvette!

[pudingeX]

How dare you! GO BUY YOUR OWN CAR!!! It's not even a chore.... IT'S NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY!!! IT'S NOT MINE!!!!

Pay the electricity bill.

[Angel]

I did, at my own house, you can just deal w/out internet.

Wash the dog

[Boxorino]

I can't wash the dog, I'm allergic to dogs.

Write that essay for Spanish class!

[pudingeX]

This....... it isn't..... not..... it's never been....... it's not a chore!!!! It's a freaking student responsibility that falls under the category of education, it's a freaking study matter!!! So, I'm not going to write your bloody essay.

Change the light bulb in the living room.

[Boxorino]

The step ladder is broken.

Oil that squeaky door hinge.

[pudingeX]

How about we hinge door the oily squeak?

Hang the laundry.

[Boxorino]

Can't do that. Clothes line is broken.

Take a bath.

[pudingeX]

No. I'm not done playing!!!

Clean the fan.