Can Santa Fly a Sleigh?

[Connor]

Santa... Isn't real? D:



WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

-Runs away crying-

[Toady]

*runs away and gets a bat* Where is that shadow person penguin person thing...He made connor cry....YOU MADE A LITTLE BOY CRY!! HOW COULD YOU DXX!!!

[wii dude is the best]

Santas real...He is real right? -eyes start to water-

[Shadow00]

._. Fat Santa is basically a thing made up by cola and pepsi in order to gain popularity.
Real santa aka saint Bill,died of starvation. I think this explains pretty much everything concerning a magic sleigh etc. advertisements ._.