Roll to Dodge 2: Electric Boogaloo

[Awesome Creep]

*sniffs for something delicious*

[and sorry for what?]

[Boxorino]

She wanted to sneak up on Nyan, whack him over the head with the frying pan, and steal all his gubbins, but she wasn't sure if PvP was allowed yet, so she continued to stalk Nyan with the floor board equipped as well to use as a shield.

[mop]

-searches for a spider-

[Lamb]

-Searches for anything and everything-

[Excalibur]

boy, yo!

[Zia-]

Bloody hell I forgot about this game, guess I'm out then

[nyanftw]

*equips armour and nailgun*

*searches around edges of room*

#scavenger

[Boxorino]

(( this makes me think of bacon.))

[Zia-]

;in the kitchen, she hovered in midair as she tried to target another being, a sharp poisonous tuber being aimed at whoever was closest to her, ready to fire in an attempt to weaken and drain their stats and absorb them into her own self;

[Foopzheart]

UPDATE 14: TOO MUCH OMNISCIENT BEINGS, an ICE BOX, and DEADLY SPIDERS
hoooooooooh my god what's this bruh

UNDERHEARER, PLEASE.

really, 'seer, what's up

UNDERHEARER, I'm doing an UPDATE.

but 'seer

UNDERHEARER.

fine, i'll just sit here and be bored, you dummy

Our HEROES were on a slight HIATUS, CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN in the admittedly COZY REFRIGERATOR that resides in the KITCHEN. They step out into the KITCHEN, stretching out the STIFFNESS in their DETERIORATING MUSCLES.

PERCY gets right back to BUSINESS, CAUTIOUSLY looking for SOMETHING to USE. He finds a USABLE SOMETHING. PERCY obtained USABLE SOMETHING! (3)

[ITEMDEX: When USED, this SOMETHING gives a random EFFECT, amount of EXPERIENCE, STAT gain, or ITEM.]
looks pretty cool 'seer what are you even--UNDERHEARER. JUST LET ME DO MY JOB.

BACON, recently UNTHAWED, does NINJA POSES with his MINOTAUR. It's MELEE is raised by 2. So is BACON's and MMM's, due to their alliance. Also, the MINOTAUR warms up to BACON a bit, they INCREASE their BOND. (4)
+2 MELEE
+2 XP
aw what a lovely story
I GIVE UP.

ANGEL's turn was VOIDED by PLOT and me being LAME and doing that HIATUS thing, since she was still in the FIRST ROOM. She gets COMPENSATION. She got the LUCKY COMPENSATION, too--A LEVEL UP!
+19 XP

ANGEL:
LEVEL: 0 -+1- LEVEL: 1
XP: 20/20 -- XP: 0/25 +5 REQUIREMENT
HEALTH: 30/30 -+3- HEALTH: 33/33
MELEE: 3 -+1- MELEE: 4
DEFENSE: 3 -+1- DEFENSE: 4
RANGE: 2 -+3- RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 2 -+1- MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 1 -+3- CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 3 -+1- LUCK: 4
omg what a cheater

MMM equips his BOOTS, HELMET, and FLOORBOARD, and OFFICIALLY begins his ALLIANCE with BACON! He then TAKES the RACK of KNIVES.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! FULL SET : Complete an ARMOR SET. +5 XP

{ITEMDEX: The RACK OF KNIVES is a RANGED WEAPON. It AUTOMATICALLY RESTOCKS, and is generally used to THROW KNIVES at ENEMIES.} MMM can now use RANGE stat in BATTLE.

The CLAN of MMMBACON is UNITED! Now, where is that THIRD ONE... (0)
+1 HEALTH
+5 DEFENSE
+3 MELEE
+1 RANGE
+1 MAGIC
+1 CHARISMA
+1 LUCK
+17 XP
omg yay friendship

CREEP is right back to HIMSELF again, sniffing for SOMETHING DELICIOUS. He finds a SOMETHING DELICIOUS. Mmm, CINNAMON. (3)
booring

BOXY successfully STALKS NYAN. Her CHARISMA and DEFENSE increase by TWO, showing she is SKILLED in ESPIONAGE. She gets COOL SUNGLASSES equipped SUDDENLY, which increase CHARISMA by ONE as well. (5)

{ITEMDEX: COOL SUNGLASSES increase CHARISMA by ONE, and are part of the ESPIONAGE set.}
+3 CHARISMA
+2 DEFENSE
+5 XP
da na na na na na na da na na na na na na da na na na na na na da na na na na na na da na, na, da na, na, da na--OKAY, STOP.


MOP searches for a SPIDER, and finds a FEROCIOUS PHOLCUS, known in the HOUSEHOLD as a DADDY LONG-LEGS. It ATTACKS, a TEST to see if MOP can TAME it! MOP is OCCUPIED for the NEXT TURN, but sees the ATTACK coming. She READIES UP, and her ATTACK and DEFENSE raise by ONE.
+1 ATTACK
+1 DEFENSE
+2 XP

LAMB searches for ANYTHING and EVERYTHING. He finds them, the two DEITIES of the RNG. They GREET him. (3)

"SuuuUuUuP, OvErSEeR, lItTlE pAwN dUdE, uNdErHeArEr. WhAt'S gOiNg On OvEr HeRe?" They say in UNISON. But seriously, there's TOO MUCH of US.

ooohhh my god it's anything and everything u 2 look swell

OUTSIDE, in LINE, there is now THREE VICTIMS awaiting DESTINY. One of them speaks up. "YO, WHAT'S THE HOLD UP!?"

"Oi, EXCALIBUR, shut it, we've all been waiting a while!"
story's getting pretty serial, dawgs

NYAN EQUIPS his ARMOR and his NAILGUN, and SCAVENGES some MORE. He searches the EDGES of the ROOM and finds some COBWEBS, MOP FACING OFF with a HOUSEHOLD SPIDER, and pretty much NOTHING ELSE. Except the WALLS are slightly CRACKED.
+4 DEFENSE
+3 RANGE
+7 XP

ZIA positions herself in a DEFENSIVE way, able to DRAIN STATS. If somebody were to ATTACK her, it would begin PvP and SHE would be be able to DRAIN STATS using her PURPLE POISON POTATO POWER. (0)

STATS:

MOP:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 10/20
HEALTH: 29/31
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 4

INVENTORY:
GOLD (5)


NYAN:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 9/20
HEALTH: 39/40
MELEE: 4
DEFENSE: 7
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
POWER CORD (EQUIPPED)
ORANGE PEELER (UNEQUIPPED)
SPIKY FLOORBOARD ARMOR (EQUIPPED)
NAIL GUN (EQUIPPED)

BACON:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 2/25
HEALTH: 22/22
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 1
RANGE: 4
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 6
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
RAT CLAW (EQUIPPED)
LUCKY GOLF CLUB (UNEQUIPPED)

MMM:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 20/25
HEALTH: 21/21
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 17
RANGE: 8
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 6
LUCK: 2


INVENTORY:
SPIKY COFFEE TABLE LEG (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY COFFEE TABLETOP (EQUIPPED)
FLOORBOARD (UNEQUIPPED)
COFFEE POT HELMET (UNEQUIPPED)
BREAKFAST BLEND BOOTS (UNEQUIPPED)

ZIA:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 8/20
HEALTH: 31/31
MELEE: 3
DEFENSE: 4
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 7
CHARISMA: 2
LUCK: 5

BOXY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 8/20
HEALTH: 14/20
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 7
LUCK: 4

INVENTORY:
GOLD (3O)
STICK OF BUTTER
FRYING PAN (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY FLOORBOARD (UNEQUIPPED)

LAMB:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 46/50
MELEE: 5
DEFENSE: 2
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 2
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
KEYS(2)

PERCY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 8/20
HEALTH: 35/40
MELEE: 3
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 1
CHARISMA: 5
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
SLINGSHOT (EQUIPPED)
KEY
RAD BOX (EMPTY)
USABLE SOMETHING (1 USE)

CREEP:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 5/20
HEALTH: 50/50
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 1
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 6
LUCK: 3

INVENTORY:
MAGICAL HEALING SOMETHING (4 USES)

ANGEL:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 0/25
HEALTH: 33/33
MELEE: 4
DEFENSE: 4
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 4

INVENTORY:
COFFEE TABLE LEG (UNEQUIPPED)

[Sorry about the hiatus and such. It probably maybe won't happen again. Because not every equipped their items like I asked, items will now be automatically equipped. This isn't purely a positive thing, by the way. Also, if there is a (0) where the roll number should be, it means nothing in the turn had to be rolled for. So yeah.]