Worst pick-up lines.

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lamb » 30 Apr 2013, 22:59

bestbudd wrote:
AlsAngel wrote:Saw this on the boarder of someones license plate today on my way to school. . .

I'm not bald, its a solar panel for a sex machine.

:shock: thats not awkward at all. . .


Lol! have you ever looked down on the back of a pickup truck and seen well um....THis!

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Weird huh?

._. Totally, Did you know there are different types O.O
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby bestbudd » 01 May 2013, 18:47

Sadly......Yes :? when I lived in Tennessee I saw many, even ones that had the confederate flag print xD


I died.



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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lamb » 20 May 2013, 23:41

Roses are red
violets are blue
I know how to rhyme
so can I do you?
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Shadowstar1922 » 21 May 2013, 10:10

Lamb wrote:Roses are red
violets are blue
I know how to rhyme
so can I do you?

Roses are Red,
Viotets are fine.
I'll be six
If you'll be nine.
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Angel » 21 May 2013, 17:38

Shadowstar1922 wrote:
Lamb wrote:Roses are red
violets are blue
I know how to rhyme
so can I do you?

Roses are Red,
Viotets are fine.
I'll be six
If you'll be nine.


I'm not sure I dare ask. . .

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lamb » 22 May 2013, 00:45

Shadowstar1922 wrote:
Lamb wrote:Roses are red
violets are blue
I know how to rhyme
so can I do you?

Roses are Red,
Viotets are fine.
I'll be six
If you'll be nine.

Omg, That one, xD just killed me... I LOVE IT!
Roses are red
grass is green
I want you in my bed
if you know what I mean
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby pudingeX » 25 May 2013, 11:22

"Hey, is that your bf? btw my name is Justin, just-in case you break up with him."

"My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want."

wtf internet? o.O
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lamb » 14 Jun 2013, 01:15

"Are you aware that in math class, the square root of 69 is you and I?"
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Dr Frook » 15 Jun 2013, 08:49

If u were a triangle... you'd be acute one.
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby pudingeX » 15 Jun 2013, 13:06

FWG Leader wrote:If u were a triangle... you'd be acute one.

I think that's a pretty good one. does not deserve to be in a worst pick-up lines thread
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