Tumblr Quotes

[Shadowstar1922]

So I think i'll be back for now, idk. whatever. But I thought I'd start a thread where every day I would post 2-3 or maybe more quotes from Tumblr. No pictures, no, "blah blah blah"~[insert Tumblr username here] etc, just the quote.

Why, you may ask? Because Tumblr is a beautiful place that's why.


north american education system: COLLEGE??? COLLEGE COLLEGE
north american education system: ~points at 16-year old~ WHAT YOU WANT DO WHEN IN COLLEGE!?
north american education system: ~picks up 7-year old~ WHY NOT THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!? COLLEGE
north american education system: ~throws infant against the wall~ YOU GOING TO COLLEGE

[Shadowstar1922]

China always gets the best lines in all of Hetalia(dub)

--- "White people, sheesh"
--- "SUCK BALL!!! I KNEW FORTUNE COOKIE WAS BAD LUCK!!!"
--- "It is a matter of gay or death"
--- "Spom? Snackers?! WE DIE OF TYPE TWO DIABETES BEFORE WE DIE OF STARVATION"
--- " It seem simple enough, China take all. you can go home now"
--- "You an ass"

[Shadowstar1922]

~"What do you call a giraffe driving a car?"
-"A danger to society


"Once in elementary school i got a D on a test and i legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers and a piece of grass and let them blow away in the wind it was very dramatic i cried



"being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body."



"Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone."

[Boxorino]

thank you so much for this post, kyle. thank you.

[Shadowstar1922]

thank you so much for this post, kyle. thank you.

omg thank you.

[Shadowstar1922]

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

~opens fridge~

~milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette~

"It's bad alright."

[Boxorino]

"*snorts pollen* i love nature"

"pollen is plant sperm"

"even better"

[Shadowstar1922]

"*snorts pollen* i love nature"

"pollen is plant sperm"

"even better"

excuuuuuuse me this is my topic so bak off

i kid u may post tumblr quotes

[Boxorino]

New makeup line for men including:

- Guyliner
- Manscara
- Bruhnzer
- Lipsdick

[Shadowstar1922]

"She's up all night to pet dogs
I'm up all nnight to pet dogs
We're up all night to pet dogs
We're up all night to get puppies."