Random Insults

[Dr Frook]

Frook is always eating brains, yet he can't seem to use his own.
right back atcha!

I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.

Well it certainly wouldn't be you driving, or else we'd all be dead.

this is for u, mmm

Ya'll plump clay-brained fool!

http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~voyge ... erator.htm

[Angel]

I would insult you, but it looks like nature has put you through enough with that face.

[Lamb]

You are the most beautiful woman on earth.

[Angel]

oh oh oh so there was this one time I was late for class and was running and some jerk said "hey! You run like a man!" and so I shouted back "too bad I can't say the same for you!"

[Elcoolio]

oh oh oh so there was this one time I was late for class and was running and some jerk said "hey! You run like a man!" and so I shouted back "too bad I can't say the same for you!"

Ha, you run like a man

[Angel]

and again, too bad I can't say the same for you.

[Dr Frook]

ur an insults to all monkey butts in this grand world of ours.

[Angel]

Frook, if you were any frookier you would be a human.

[Dr Frook]

I would call you a monkey butt, but that is an insult to all the monkey butts throughout the world.

[Master of Pie]

This is a rather nice comeback that usually works (esp. to yo momma jokes):
You're so pathetic that you have to steal jokes off of the internet and pretend like you invented them.

(Yes, this is from Big Nate, and sorry that I forgot some of the wording, he made it sound better, look it up if you want)