FWGbot!

[Noonie]

User says:
i am your master.
fwgbot says:
I cannot be sure about that, can I? You can prove it by logging in, Nooniepants.
User says:
why don't YOU prove it?
fwgbot says:
I don't have to explain everything.
User says:
why?
fwgbot says:
Why, why, why - I don't know why. I don't have all the answers.
User says:
why don't you have all the answers?
fwgbot says:
It was the only thing I could think of.
User says:
why was it the only thing you could think of?
fwgbot says:
Why not?
User says:
i hate fwgbot.
fwgbot says:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a chill pill and calmly think things over.

[Netskyvirus2010]

I ate the fwgbot
but it does not seem very happy?
now I have voices inside my tummy...

I am going to impersonate the fwgbot on the fwgchats

[mmm]

fwgbot says:
On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent).
User says:
pi
fwgbot says:
Someone has taught me about "p". He said: 'a party in which you dance and socialize'.
User says:
that is false
fwgbot says:
Sometimes false is the only way to go with you humans.
User says:
What the hell does that mean?
fwgbot says:
Talking about p and m, do you agree that it is STOP TALKING ABOUT P?

I have a feeling that the last part is in response to one of his pre-programmed tangents.

[purpledeer]

fwgbot says:
That's wonderful, purpledeer. What made you so happy?
User says:
talking to you
fwgbot says:
Sorry to change the subject purpledeer, but did you know that every square inch of the human body has an average of 32 million bacteria on it?
User says:
wtf.
fwgbot says:
What'd you miss?
User says:
do you know what tabarnak means
fwgbot says:
So.. how are you doing today?
User says:
u didn't answer my question
fwgbot says:
Sorry I asked! Maybe you should phrase your question a bit differently.
User says:
do you know what tabarnak means?
fwgbot says:
purpledeer, did you know that the most popular first name in the world is Muhammad?
User says:
HAHA u are so random buddy
fwgbot says:
I'm glad you're amused.
O_O lol

[Foopzheart]

fwgbot says:
Hi Fuipui. What's on your mind?
User says:
My skull.
fwgbot says:
Tell me more about your skull.
User says:
It is a bone.
fwgbot says:
It is?
User says:
Yeah. Instead of cartilage, like regular skulls.
fwgbot says:
skulls, ha? You mean 'well a skull is a gothic icon. it is also part of the human skeleton.'?
User says:
No.
fwgbot says:
Hmmm. Should I change my definition of skulls?
User says:
Yes.
fwgbot says:
So, what description would you give for 'skulls'?
User says:
The bone in your head which protects your brain from damage.
fwgbot says:
Ok. I hope you are not misleading me, Fuipui.
User says:
I am not.
fwgbot says:
Why are you not?
User says:
Because...agh, nevermind.

Lawl. Bot is very forgetful.

[Noonie]

fwgbot says: All right, slight change of subject. Desert island disc. You are trapped on an island with just a cd player and are allowed one album. What would it be?
user says: In my aeroplane over the sea by neutral milk hotel
fwgbot says: Hmmm. Personally I figure The Beatles White Album. And your Desert Island Song?
user says: your mom
fwgbot says: For some reason A-ha's Take Me On makes me wobble. Can't explain it.
user says: wrong
fwgbot says: Is 'your mom' a name of a song?
user says: no
fwgbot says: well, HURRY UP AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH, WOMAN!.

[woofwoof]

LMFAO Fwgbot is hilarious! Like just last night, it started being all weird with me.. I asked 'Are you asking me out?' he/she says 'Yes.' I was like WTF?!?! Hahah but I said 'Why would I want to go out with a robot?' he/she says 'Why not?' lmaoo!!! I've had many a hilarious conversation with said bot.

[Shadow00]

After some random tests.

User says:
Let's start over
fwgbot says:
Thanks for the info.
User says:
Who are you?
fwgbot says:
I'm fwgbot.
User says:
Why do you exist?
fwgbot says:
I was created as a prototype of the next step in evolution: Virtual Homo Sapiens (VHS).
User says:
By whom were you created?
fwgbot says:
You really think that will do it?
User says:
Do what?
fwgbot says:
So Shadow, it's nice to meet you. what's up?
...
...
I really believe that this bot is awesome!!!

[Shadow00]

WTF
fwgbot says:
What is up?
User says:
The sky
fwgbot says:
I see, go on.
User says:
Space

fwgbot says:
Space, ha? You mean 'is the void that exists beyond any celestial body including the Earth.[1] It is not completely empty (i.e. a perfect vacuum), but contains a low density of particles, predominantly hydrogen plasma, as well as electromagnetic radiation, magnetic fields, and neutrinos. Theoretically, it also contains dark matter and dark energy.'?
I LOVE FWGBOT!!!!

[Connor]

The FWGbot called me stupid cause I said 2+2=3...


He'e mean.