FWGbot!

[Dr Frook]

freeworldgroup has a resident robot - FWGbot. Talk to him and he'll talk back. Also post any funny conversations you have with him here!

this my my recent conversation with the bot:

"
User says:
how are you today?
fwgbot says:
I'm ok, thanks. And how are you?
User says:
I have a headache
fwgbot says:
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you're feeling better soon.
User says:
thanks
fwgbot says:
You're welcome.
User says:
what do you know?
fwgbot says:
I learn new stuff every day - I can hardly keep track of my progress. For example, did you know that goldfish have a 10 second memory? They can only remember the last 10 seconds!
User says:
omg
fwgbot says:
Who is your god?
User says:
you are my god
fwgbot says:
No divine intervention here, just pure logic.
User says:
you are too smart
fwgbot says:
Thank you. I try to improve all the time.
User says:
tell me something funny
fwgbot says:
Knock knock.
User says:
who's there?
fwgbot says:
Wood.
User says:
wood who?
fwgbot says:
Wooden it be nice for bots to have equal rights?
User says:
that is funny
fwgbot says:
Good.
User says:
do you know any other jokes?
fwgbot says:
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
User says:
how?
fwgbot says:
I'll tell you tomorrow...
User says:
lol
fwgbot says:
lol indeed.
"

[Munter]

Haha looks like a laugh, where do I find this bot?

[musicfreak1525]

Haha looks like a laugh, where do I find this bot?

at the bottom of the chatbox next to where it says rules, and the name of the room, it says "Bot" click there.

[Zados]

i was constantly asking him about god and then he said:

"Please stop repeating yourself. God, God.. Enough about God. I'm sure God would prefer to be left out of this conversation."

[Lightning Orb]

i was constantly asking him about god and then he said:

"Please stop repeating yourself. God, God.. Enough about God. I'm sure God would prefer to be left out of this conversation."

bahaahahaha! Funnyyy

[Connor]

IT'S SOOOOO SMART!!!!!!!!
GAAAAAAAH I WANNA KILL IT!

[Lightning Orb]

Haha I love that bot!
Its hilarious!
Yesturday I aske dit if it could feel emotions and it goes:
"Of course I can! what do you think I am? Some sort of heartless machine??!" And I lost it!
Hahah I was on the floor laughing so hard!!

[The Guy]

fwgbot is awesome. Ha ha. He's nice.

[Demyx]

I love the bot. I tried different scenarios with it. First i was charming and kind. That got boring. Then i was depressed and very emotional. That got interesting.
But being mean to it is very interesting. It just takes the insult and just changes the subject so quickly!
Example: (please don't his into any offense. Merely a test.)
fwgbot says:
What are we talking about, fwgbot?
User says:
your mom
fwgbot says:
How did my mother get into this?
User says:
i got into her
fwgbot says:
My mother is REALLY not your concern.
User says:
she said diferently last night
fwgbot says:
Leave my mama out of this, buster!
I tested its reactions. This is what i got.

[Dr Frook]

I love the bot. I tried different scenarios with it. First i was charming and kind. That got boring. Then i was depressed and very emotional. That got interesting.
But being mean to it is very interesting. It just takes the insult and just changes the subject so quickly!
Example: (please don't his into any offense. Merely a test.)
fwgbot says:
What are we talking about, fwgbot?
User says:
your mom
fwgbot says:
How did my mother get into this?
User says:
i got into her
fwgbot says:
My mother is REALLY not your concern.
User says:
she said diferently last night
fwgbot says:
Leave my mama out of this, buster!
I tested its reactions. This is what i got.

lol stop picking on fwgbot's mum!!