Six Inches

[Noonie]

So, today, noonie had a little accident...
My granddad was driving me and my brother, and we were turning onto the highway, when this huuuge pickup truck comes flying through a red light, slams on the brakes at the last second, and hits us, six inches from where I was sitting...if the other person hadn't braked, I wouldn't be typing this right now.
So what would you do if you were six inches away from death?

[Dr Frook]

thank God. The world without a noonie would be a very sad world indeed.

[prophet]

i'd get out of the car and beat the other drivers ass, then i would be happy

[woofwoof]

i'd get out of the car and beat the other drivers ass, then i would be happy

Pro, you'd be dead. What would you do then? Haunt them for the rest of their sorry life? Lmao.

[purpledeer]

i'd get out of the car and beat the other drivers ass, then i would be happy

Pro, you'd be dead. What would you do then? Haunt them for the rest of their sorry life? Lmao.

No LOOF he ment that if he was still alive and was six inches away from it lol

[Conny]

If I was six inches away from death, I would rethink all my past encounters with people. I would think of something nicer I could've said, or something O could've done better. I would think about all the friends I have in my life. I would think what they're life would be without me.

It's a very scary thought when you're very close to your own fate.

[woofwoof]

If I was six inches from death... hmm. I guess I would kinda agree with Conny, but in another way I'd be saying 'WOO I'M GOING TO HEAVEN!' Then again, I'm sure even people that are sure they're going to Heaven don't think that when they're about to die. So, I'd probably be either... slightly panicking.. or praying.. or just not doing anything or thinking anything at all.

[Munter]

I'd go to the pub probably, and call myself a lucky lucky man.

And most likely just be like, 'thank fook I didn't die'

Since there's no way of knowing if Heaven or Hell actually exist or not beyond just believing it to be true I wouldn't hedge any bets on it, and just be thankful that I'm still alive.

[Foopzheart]

Thank the God! That would be the luckiest thing to ever happen.

[Zados]

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