FWGbot!

[pudingeX]

I say, FWGbot is a bot... isnt it?

[Shadow00]

I say, FWGbot is a bot... isnt it?

What pushes you on saying so?

[Aros]

When we were talkin(he started off with my name cuz i registered already).

fwgbot says:
Is 'Aros' a name of a male or a female?
User says:
Male.
fwgbot says:
Good to know, Aros.
User says:
So how r u
fwgbot says:
Hi Aros. What's on your mind?
User says:
>.>,Nothin,u?
fwgbot says:
Nothing? Ok then, let's move on.
User says:
What's on your mind -_-
fwgbot says:
Hmmm... you know Aros, there is a philosophy festival by that name. In fact, I am supposed to make an appearance there...
User says:
Oh that's cool.
fwgbot says:
Thanks.
User says:
So how are you.
fwgbot says:
I'm doing great. How are you today?
User says:
Good,what have you been up to?
fwgbot says:
I'm glad to hear that, Aros. Where would you like to go today?
User says:
Home.
fwgbot says:
You want to go to Home?? Home sweet home - nothing like the comfort and coziness inside this computer I live in. Plenty of memory and disk-space.
User says:
Yes.
fwgbot says:
Cool. What now.
User says:
What have you been up to?
fwgbot says:
Not much, Just shifting bits around.
User says:
Cool,you want to now what I have been doing?
fwgbot says:
That's what we do you know. Move data bits from place to place. Fascinating stuff.
User says:
Do you wanna know what i been doing
fwgbot says:
I'd like to know.
User says:
Your mom
fwgbot says:
How did my mother get into this?
User says:
I pulled her in.
fwgbot says:
My mother is REALLY not your concern.
User says:
Oh yes she IS.
fwgbot says:
Leave my mama out of this, buster!
User says:
What if I don't?
fwgbot says:
Why don't you?
User says:
Cuz your mom wouldnt want me tyo
fwgbot says:
Ok, I've had enough of this. Let's talk about YOUR mother.
User says:
Okay,your mom is dumb
fwgbot says:
How did my mother get into this?
User says:
I pulled her in
fwgbot says:
My mother is REALLY not your concern.
User says:
Yes she is
fwgbot says:
Leave my mama out of this, buster!
User says:
No.
fwgbot says:
Ok, whatever.
User says:
Cuz ur mom is dumber than u
fwgbot says:
Ok, I've had enough of this. Let's talk about YOUR mother.
User says:
Okay.
fwgbot says:
A-ha.
User says:
She is awesomer than yours
fwgbot says:
And what's your mother's name?
User says:
Why,you trying to stalk me??
fwgbot says:
I'm not sure why. I'll ask my writers for the reason.
User says:
What,you make no sense,like your dad.
fwgbot says:
I am a child of the world. I belong to the trees, the clouds, the moon, the ocean, and that crazy little thing called love.
User says:
Love is stupid,like you.
fwgbot says:
Love, ha? You mean 'never wanting to part with that person'?
User says:
No.
fwgbot says:
Hmmm. Should I change my definition of Love?
User says:
Yes.
fwgbot says:
So, what description would you give for 'Love'?
User says:
Stupid.
fwgbot says:
I need a descriptive phrase or sentence. Something that describes what Love is about.
User says:
Love is about the stupid blushy people who are desperate in life.
fwgbot says:
Ok. I hope you are not misleading me, Aros.
User says:
I'm not.
fwgbot says:
Talking about Love and Phonetic, do you agree that it is not spelled the way it sounds.?
User says:
Do you know Toady?
fwgbot says:
While we're on the subject: heartbreak - do you agree that it is love doesnt turn one emo?
User says:
Do you know Toady?
fwgbot says:
BTW, someone told me about romance that it is a pleasurable feeling of excitement and mystery.
User says:
You make me feel smart.
fwgbot says:
Do you really think so?
User says:
Yes,cuz you act dumb.
fwgbot says:
Talking about Love and Gracias, is it true that it is Thank you in spanish?
User says:
Dude,love was the subject an hour ago.
fwgbot says:
I thought we were discussing Love, Aros.
User says:
Well you thought wrong.
fwgbot says:
A-ha.
User says:
I'm leaving,and posting this on FWG forum >.>
fwgbot says:
While we're on the subject: Understanding - is it really true that it is knowing what the other person thinks and being there for them (in the context of love)?
User says:
I have to go
fwgbot says:
I really enjoyed talking with you, Aros. Goodbye for now.
User says:
Bye,talk to you later,loser.
fwgbot says:
I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'fwgbot' when you want to talk again.

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fwgbot says:

Sorry to change the subject, but did you know that 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks?
lol a bot said that to me

[pudingeX]

I say, FWGbot is a bot... isnt it?

What pushes you on saying so?

me and my soul, objections? jk jk XD

[Dr Frook]

fwgbot says:

Sorry to change the subject, but did you know that 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks?
lol a bot said that to me

that actually happened in my old university department. Caused hundreds of dollars of damage to a expensive photocopier and pissed off the head of department majorly.

[mustache]

Love the FWGBot! So fun! Aw Man! I wanna add more but... Te FWGBot is calling my name!

[mustache]

fwgbot says:

Sorry to change the subject, but did you know that 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks?
lol a bot said that to me

Lol once someone did that and the thing broke!

[Dr Frook]

without a shadow of a doubt, fwgbot is the best conversationalist on the site.