Turkey Slaughter Day Competiton - WIN $100

[ObsidianTheGod]

My Turkey likes Vegetarians...

[Sugilite-Rocks]

are these prizes real ?

[Walking Zombee]

I have A Turkey Turkey Turkey,
It is very fat!
It's butt has some feathers feathers,
What do you think of that?
When It walks it wobble, wobbles,
When It talks It gobble gobbles,
Put it in oven oven set it 100 degrees,
Don't forget to stuff it oh PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
2nd Verse
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump
May your potatoes an gravy
Never have a lump!
May your yams be delicious
Let your pies take the prize
Let the turkey take the way
I just like to wish you all
A HAPPY TURKEY DAY
3rd Verse
Gobble gobble gobble
Time to do a trot
Ready to be thankful
For all that you got!
Gobble gobble gobble
I would like to say
Stuff yourself with fun and food
And have a
HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!

[Walking Zombee]

Here is an original haiku by mmm, entitled:

Clucky XVI's Execution

Swiftly, the hatchet falls
Breathy condensation stops
The turkey is dead.

Swift-ly the ha-tchet falls, That was 6 syllables regular haiku's are 5 (next line) 7 (next line) 5 FYI

[Dr Frook]

are these prizes real ?

yes

[Gyro_Plasma]

The Slaughter

The rich autumn forest,
is where I peacefully lie.
Leaves of all magnificent shades,
flutter and dance nearby.

With my feathers so sound,
perfectly balanced symmetry.
While my ruby wattle hangs,
a dazing sight to see.

In the deep far yonder,
an instinct crossed my mind.
The sound of raging footsteps,
… the sound of human kind!

I was frantic and bewildered,
in a dark curtain of chill.
Then I bolted for a tree,
and stood in standstill.

I heard the humans creep
and then a blatant boisterous BANG.
Blood gushed out with vigor,
as my lifeless body remained.

I gradually woke up,
my gorgeous pride all gone.
I looked around … a knife.
and I knew something was wrong.

I have ventured into oblivion,
the stomach of mans.
There I met potatoes and carrots,
and the pie of pecan.

My journey must end,
six hours later I came out.
Inside a putrid water tank,
and then, a watery black out.

Hope this poem can last, all the other entries will be tough compition

[Gyro_Plasma]

Hopeless Turkey

I am THE TURKEY
I wonder why I get hunted each year.
I hear the gun shots hitting my feathers.
I see my brothers dying each day.
I want to prove the TURKEYS can fly.
I am THE TURKEY

I pretend I can hunt the humans (wink wink nudge nudge)
I feel like the king bird of the animal kingdom.
I touch starving humans in need.
I worry that TURKEY is too yummy.
I cry when my feathers get plucked …
I am THE TURKEY.



I understand that each thanksgiving you must have me.
I say that ALL TURKEYS can succeed.
I dream that we won’t eat TURKEY. (That’s not happening)
I try to “leave the thanksgiving radar”
I hope to survive this year’s TURKEY Slaughter Day.
I am THE TURKEY.


My second entry...

[Lamb]

O.o P doesnt have to always R

May the Turkey ever in your Flavor.

[Gyro_Plasma]

O.o P doesnt have to always R

May the Turkey ever in your Flavor.

Meh, I like doing abcb rhyme scheme poems.

[Dr Frook]

some awesome entries! We want MORE! Lots of prizes! You know u wants one!