Epic Fails

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Re: Epic Fails

Postby Demyx » 05 Aug 2010, 05:51

once i was in class and turned around fast and hit my teacher in the groin. :(
well lets just say he was glad i wasnt holding a pencil. :?
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Re: Epic Fails

Postby Foopzheart » 07 Aug 2010, 18:33

When I was I don't remember what age, I went to the San Diego zoo, and the petting zoo was open, so I was like "Whheeee, petting FARM ANIMALS!" So I was standing against a fence, and a goat charges towards me, and then a CHICKEN rams me instead and saves my life. I faceplanted in some kind of animal feces. .-.
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Re: Epic Fails

Postby Aros » 09 Aug 2010, 19:23

Sano wrote:a slug gave birth in my hand once

thats scary,and weird
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Re: Epic Fails

Postby meow » 08 Sep 2010, 21:30

wolves rock wrote:once i tripped over nothin

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Re: Epic Fails

Postby meow » 08 Sep 2010, 21:35

ok so yes me dea but i once fell down from a snowbank and i had a realy bad concussion :roll: :o
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Re: Epic Fails

Postby Shadow Man » 17 Sep 2010, 05:15

I once triped over something, and I was like, what was that? I looked down the tall grass, and it was...........a cat! I was so blind! But then again, the grass was up to my knees. SO DUMB!
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Re: Epic Fails

Postby Dr Frook » 23 Oct 2010, 07:56

I was once chased by a clown on stilts - he had a feather duster and he kept on hitting my butt with it. I already had a phobia about clowns, this did not help the situation.

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Re: Epic Fails

Postby someguy » 23 Oct 2010, 11:57

lol my epic fails

i accedently puched a hole in the wall

i put the volume on my speakers to the max i 4got to plugg in the head phones every1 was blasted wit a very loud sound lol
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Re: Epic Fails

Postby Lightning Orb » 25 Oct 2010, 12:44

FWG Leader wrote:I was once chased by a clown on stilts - he had a feather duster and he kept on hitting my butt with it. I already had a phobia about clowns, this did not help the situation.

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pfft haha he looks kinda creepy, but im not afraid of clowns. XD
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Re: Epic Fails

Postby Sora » 30 Dec 2010, 16:18

i accidentaly said i loved a guy to a friend as he walked into the room :oops: i was soo embarrest that i hid in some bushes and cryed all morning.
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