well lets just say he was glad i wasnt holding a pencil.
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once i was in class and turned around fast and hit my teacher in the groin.
well lets just say he was glad i wasnt holding a pencil.
well lets just say he was glad i wasnt holding a pencil.
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When I was I don't remember what age, I went to the San Diego zoo, and the petting zoo was open, so I was like "Whheeee, petting FARM ANIMALS!" So I was standing against a fence, and a goat charges towards me, and then a CHICKEN rams me instead and saves my life. I faceplanted in some kind of animal feces. .-.
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Sano wrote:a slug gave birth in my hand once
thats scary,and weird
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ok so yes me dea but i once fell down from a snowbank and i had a realy bad concussion

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I once triped over something, and I was like, what was that? I looked down the tall grass, and it was...........a cat! I was so blind! But then again, the grass was up to my knees. SO DUMB!
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I was once chased by a clown on stilts - he had a feather duster and he kept on hitting my butt with it. I already had a phobia about clowns, this did not help the situation.


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lol my epic fails
i accedently puched a hole in the wall
i put the volume on my speakers to the max i 4got to plugg in the head phones every1 was blasted wit a very loud sound lol
i accedently puched a hole in the wall
i put the volume on my speakers to the max i 4got to plugg in the head phones every1 was blasted wit a very loud sound lol
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FWG Leader wrote:I was once chased by a clown on stilts - he had a feather duster and he kept on hitting my butt with it. I already had a phobia about clowns, this did not help the situation.
pfft haha he looks kinda creepy, but im not afraid of clowns. XD
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i accidentaly said i loved a guy to a friend as he walked into the room
i was soo embarrest that i hid in some bushes and cryed all morning.
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