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Re: Awkward Moments

Postby Tycoon » 17 Jan 2014, 21:09

what about that one time i walked into the wrong classroom thinking i was late but i was actually really early
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Re: Awkward Moments

Postby mmm » 17 Jan 2014, 22:05

oooooooooooooooookay

Let's keep this more PG, right guys?

I worked as a cashier in this small grocery/deli store a while back. Some guy who said he had an interview (he did not) and didn't bring a pen for the application form (he also lied about his address and not having a car), got upset that our manager wouldn't hire him. So the guy started screaming about racism and expletives and how he'd kill the manager if he ever saw him again until we walked him out.

The worst part is, I lent him a pretty good pen to fill out the application with.
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Re: Awkward Moments

Postby Shadowstar1922 » 17 Jan 2014, 22:05

Tycoon Witch wrote:there's this guy at school
he's friends with the boys in one of my friendship groups
its really complicated, its more awkward if you know him
but he's watching the sixth form girls in their halter tops and leggings run to the cafeteria in the cold
and he moves towards me because his ex is behind the other girls
and i can feel his hardon on the side of my leg :shock:

Say, "Yo Fall Back" and just frooking drop the kid.

Works every time. :D
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Re: Awkward Moments

Postby Father Anderson » 18 Jan 2014, 17:40

Rainshard500 wrote:Last year, we held a surprise party for my friend. When he walked in we all gasped. He was butt nakes, holding a porn magazine and a bottle of hand cream. So goddam awkward for us. Very embarrasing for him.

what happened to pg rated stuff.......
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Re: Awkward Moments

Postby Angel » 18 Jan 2014, 17:46

That awkward moment when your bf's mom finds a hickey on his neck, but you don't remember giving him one. -hands on hips-
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Re: Awkward Moments

Postby Boxorino » 18 Jan 2014, 18:23

Rainshard500 wrote:BLA BLA BLA

omfg that's the best thing i've read all day.
that was dramatic. still ready 2 die tho!

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Re: Awkward Moments

Postby Rainshard » 19 Jan 2014, 00:51

The Baconator wrote:
Rainshard500 wrote:BLA BLA BLA

what happened to pg rated stuff.......


Well I didnt say anything explicit
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Re: Awkward Moments

Postby Icamenal » 18 Mar 2015, 08:53

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Re: Awkward Moments

Postby Boxorino » 18 Mar 2015, 13:45

last year my friend unlatched my bra during the middle of class.
that was dramatic. still ready 2 die tho!


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